Wednesday, August 31, 2011

Rot nails a tree

Why Rot is sexist

Bottom story of the day

Nazi bitch Coulter on topic. Kraut has a different take.

Perry/Ryan. Now we're talkin.

Le roi Solyndra

...and Evergreen Solar. Obama into outsourcing.

Didn't look like that when I was there

Let's see Pepe squirm out of this one...

Back before AA's and Pepe's hissy-fit, I am pretty sure that I posted articles indicating that Mars was experiencing an anthropogenic wave of hot weather as well and that W had to be behind it all. But if it was Mr Sun all along, then I guess I was wrong.
I wonder if Pepe the Editor of Geophysical Research Letters will retract his similar beliefs....

"But but but but," says Tecs, "the counsellor went to Harvard!"

Of course, Mr Rot was also a McGovern Democrat back in the roaring 1990s

Yet another speech. Scheduling conflict.

Tecs pissed at Annals refs again...

And Tecs goes all cerebral all the time...

Tecs craps his pants worrying that the Chicoms git one of these'uns!

REREGURGE so that Tecs can quake in fear! Stay avay from Russian sturgeons, Tyex, all caviar ours!!

Mr Rot at the wheel

No, no, no, says Rot. You can't deport illegals when they're drunk-driving and squashing people like bugs. You can't fire drunk drivers of 18-wheelers. It's all spelled out in the penumbras of the Constitution.

A bad hair day

I hate it when that happens.

Hijab or bust

As always, Der Rotter is very efficient

How do you say "meter maids" in Deutsch?

Well-argued piece,

...but I think it's better to have a moderate at the top of the ticket. I wish our moderate wasn't such a damned pinko as Romney.

Pepe gets a new thumb drive

Where did it go?

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Fear and loathing in Pepea

Could be worth pulling for Perry just to see Pepe have a conniption fit.

Laying down the Party Line

Yo, Gibson, Boy, What We Have Here is a Failure to Communicate

"Friends of those who piss the King ain't Friends of the Friends of the King. Tink about dat." From the Little Bleu Book of Obamakles

I would've blamed George W Bush

The rehabilitation begins....just in time to trash Perry.

Perry on Obama: How “smart” do you have to be to let the economy get this bad?

Tecs gets huffy and sings boola boola or something.

More Democrat Good Government!

Classic Obama: patronizing, dishonest, syntactically muddled, and grammatically challenged.

I would therefore agree with the suggestion that in the future, our concern in this area is most appropriately directed at any employer who would even insinuate that someone with Mr. Chen's extraordinary record of academic success might be somehow unqualified for work in a corporate law firm, or that such success might be somehow undeserved.
Typical error in the Ivies and affirmative action circles. Success is confused with achievement. A 12 year gig at U.C. without publishing a page of research. I would like a deal like that.

Esteemed global warming scientist tries his hand at politics

...horseshit ensues.

Martinez:Rubio::Minsk:Pinsk

Tecs buys in big; sends $15, then deports the victims.

VDH rages at pinko Versailles

Occidental and Columbia are not Eureka College or Texas A&M. Natch.

Obama makes the world feel good

Pepe does science

They are believers wrapping themselves in the rhetoric of science while lacking all the care and dispassionate reasoning we associate with the practice of it.

Monday, August 29, 2011

Run, Sarah, run!

Out on a limb.

Time for Assange to go

CER-N-oble for Al Gore Da Science Guy

Or will Planet Pepe just claim this as more evidence of how rathith White Folks are the real Terrorists, just like the Tea Party?

My Neighbors, Uncle Omar and Auntie Zeituni.

Wonder if Obamakles had any relatives who were legal immigrants.
REGURGE for a better source. The comments should be a lot of fun.

Question Obama should be asking

Pepe furloughed

No walko en el outsido! Mucho dangerouso! Muy agua en la calle. El rapido speed winds que knocko you over. Ay Ay Ay todos things are mucho wet!

Fish in a barrel

Freddy Krueger takes over from Austin Ghoulsby. Guy's got an office across from Krugman and was the idea man behind Cash for Clunkers.
Was there any doubt whether Obama could pick someone with reason?

Kaus writes a post-mortem for president Hodensack

Well, says Tecs, they weren't illegal aliens, so it's cool.

dittatore che rischia la vita per assicurasi che la democrazia non giunga mai nel suo paese che lui così amorevolmente opprime

Sounds awesome.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

A winning campaign slogan: it's all a Ponzi scheme

I mean, sure, to a large extent--especially if we keep on spending like drunken sailors, and not producing much. But, but--is this the way to win in 2012?

Old boats never die

Ja to RoboRacer but Nein to Steroids???

Is this a joke I was too thickheaded to see?

Tecs gets another load of OJ on him

The rap on QEn

.. and RMB.

Irene post-mortem

Keep bombing the shit out of them then

Joys of quantitative easing

Another reason the Fed has put forward for its new QE reluctance, sotte voce, is politics. The mainstream consensus previously backing QE has collapsed. Republican presidential candidate, Rick Perry, declared that "further money printing" would be "treasonable" – a capital offence.
[..]
Modern capitalism, at its core, relies on the public's trust of fiat money and the sanctity of contract. QE, a form of state-sponsored theft, makes a mockery of both those cardinal concepts.

Ticket me, ticket me, says Pepe

It's all the NYT's fault that Obama is a moron!

Personal accountability and character matter. Of course Tecs thinks it's all about diplomas from red brick buildings.

Keeping them on edge after the African killer bees

A=B, says Al Gore

Gore also took shots at Texas Gov. Rick Perry, who has lambasted climate change alarmists on the presidential campaign trail, and other politicians who dare to question the veracity of global warming science. .. Ironically, back during Perry’s days as a Democrat, the Texas governor supported Gore in his 1988 presidential bid.

Tecs' candidate a Dem quisling. Shocka.

Tecs' fruity Gov unites the GOPers exactly as Obama does. Redux, anyone?

Mike Huckabee, Rudy Giuliani and John McCain found the Massachusetts governor privileged, inauthentic and awkward, according to people involved in the race. Even Fred Thompson, a late entrant, made his disdain for Romney clear.
In the 2007 run-up, the hate “was obvious, and it’s real, and it’s there and it’s palpable,” said one Republican operative involved in the 2008 cycle. “I do see it potentially developing this time here, too.”
[...]
The debates were get-Mitt forums where the hostility was on open display, with Huckabee, McCain and Giuliani all taking turns aiming barbs at Romney.
[...]
“There was a lot of social action between the candidates themselves, not just the staff, again, except for Gov. Romney’s campaign,” he said. “They were always the one at the end of the hall that had the door locked. I would say that in the scheme of the debates, they were playing the role of the Cool Kids.”

Nagin:Obama::Tragedy:Farce

Regurge for Hopey fun.

Higgs fields, bundle gerbes and string structures

Questions nobody is asking

She seems a good risk.

Rothko

Saturday, August 27, 2011

Pepe enjoys les zones urbaines sensibles

IT'S ALL PERRY'S FAULT, says Krugman

How will Pepe resolve his cognitive dissonance?

May I suggest a modest solution?

Supersymmetry down the tubes?

"For the last 20 years or so, theorists have been a step ahead in that they've had ideas and said 'now you need to go and look for it'. Now we've done that, and they need to go scratch their heads." Scratch, Rot, scratch.

An Obama lie...

...but was anyone fucktarded enough to believe it ever?

Tecs' problem with Perry...

He's too rash, eh?

Rot braves the hurricane

.. flashing the V sign.

Black hole eats star

Youtube moment.

Let's see Pepe decide who the "little guys" are here

Terminating the Raptor

Gates in 2009 placed the full weight of his reputation behind his push for the Obama scalebacks.. He was backed by Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., who called ending production of the F-22 a “major step in the right direction.”... Gates, McCain and other foes of relying on the F-22 have placed their faith in Lockheed’s F-35 Joint Strike Fighter... The F-35, however, lacks the F-22’s “supercruise” propulsion abilities... “Any notion that an F-35 Joint Strike Fighter or F/A-18E/F Super Hornet will be capable of competing against this Chengdu design in air combat, let alone penetrate airspace defended by this fighter, would be simply absurd.”

Data meets (conservative) dogma

also from your buddies (if you missed the reference in another thread).
Note that I am sparing you the Huffpost & NYT comments on the topic.

I thought Obama's view of 9/11 unity was that it was rathith

Next up, Ricky Martin secretly impregnated all the Spice Girls

Greens are all about liberty

Pepe's erstwhile definition of competence lends his expertise

Once upon a time, Mr Rot used to just love David Brooks

Former Democrat? Yeah, so are most Texas Republicans. Supported Gore? That’s way back when Gore was sane. Sounds like Rotter's alter ego.

Of course, Anwar has an inalienable right to privacy

.. guaranteed somewhere in the penumbras of the Constitution, which, unlike Article 3, Section 3, always apply.

Anwar al-Awlaki and his contacts with the first two hijackers to enter the U.S. in January 2000 are central to the [9/11] plot. It was at al-Awlaki's mosque in a rundown neighborhood of San Diego where the three men met on a regular basis. [..] On Oct. 10, 2002, Al-Awlaki was held by Customs agents at JFK International airport for three hours until an FBI agent, Wade Ammerman, ordered the cleric's release, even though there was an active warrant for al-Awlaki's arrest on passport fraud.

Friday, August 26, 2011

Standard "fake but accurate" story

Planet Lucy

Kaus tries his hand at Sci-Fi

Of course, Mr Rot didn't vote for Ronnie

In Massachusetts, even the under-the-table entrepreneurs are pinkos

A solid B+ in Ivy-land

Jonah demonstrates the intellectual vacuity of Goucher grads

How do you say "x=x" in French?

[Add pic. -- tecs]

Unprecedented...

Major speech time...

Pat not happy

The presidential statement may head off questions about Obama's decision to keep his vacation on track even as the storm bears down on the East Coast.

Anniversary Approaching: Time to Think About What We're Going to Say

I'm sure you guys have seen this (click on link). If so, gimme your thoughts. If not, well, then here's the heads up. The press that published it is the mighty U of Chicago.

When Tecs and AA blog, everyone's a dhimmi!

Prepare for seething, hysterical, pants-crapping rage from Pepe

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Of course, Rot will stand up for Guaman

Guaman had been arrested three times since 2007 for driving without a license in Milford, Uxbridge and Attleboro. The Attleboro charge was dismissed. Guaman also served one year of probation from May 2008 to May 2009 for charges that included assault and battery on a police officer and assault on a firefighter after a 2008 incident. [..] "As Worcester County Sheriff I want to be emphatically clear that if the Secure Communities Act was already in place, a criminal alien such as Nicholas Guaman with a prior arrest record could have been identified by the Department of Homeland Security and ICE giving them the opportunity to deport Mr. Guaman in advance of this horrific crime on Aug. 20," Worcester County Sheriff Lew Evangelidis said in a statement.

But of course, Massachusetts refuses to share info on illegal immigrants with ICE: Governor Patrick has stated repeatedly that he needs to study the program further before allowing other local law enforcement agencies to participate. His secretary of public safety and security, Mary Beth Heffernan, has expressed concern that Secure Communities might result in the arrest and removal of illegal aliens who have committed lesser offenses, such as burglary, drunk driving, domestic violence, or gang-related misdemeanors.

Me time

Tax me, tax me, says Pepe

OK, OK, if you say so. Be my guest.

Irene gunning for Tecs & AA

Click for a list of useful items. How about Single Malt?
Abu Ibrahim has the explanation.

How could they tell?

Homer would have pinned this on Zeus and Poseidon

With this and Poseidon Earthshaker cracking the Washington Monument...

SBJ is pissed we has us a musselman presidunt

SBJ gonna pick yo pocket.

Who are the real boobs?

Tecs out of the mainstream

The God-Fearing, Know-Nothing, Pistol-Packing Embodiment of Pepe’s Worst Nightmares

A pinko explains $\exp$ and concludes we're all fucked

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Political suicide

Rabbit time?
More

W R Mead.

Guy's good, for a pinko.

In my mind we get all six

LOL

Buy, Tecs! Buy!

Deport.

Divus Barackus Obamus gets riled

Of course, Rot welches on the VCP tab

Tecs demands tsuica, not OJ, dammit!

Biden kow-tows, making it official

Tecs' hero goes after the Pope after Merkel

Asinine wormholes

"If 2 plus 2 equals 5, prove that I am the Pope." Russell replied, "If 2 plus 2 is 5, then 4 is 5; if 4 is 5, then (subtracting three from each side) 1 is 2; you and the Pope are two, therefore you and the Pope are one."

Rot branches into studying Vitamin D deficiency

Clean editorial boards = McCarthyism, says Pepe

TNR blames Obama, finally. Pepe still slobbering Reagan=Hitler or something.

Airbus/Obama in a big win even the NYT detests. Of course, Tecs ululates.

Saif and relatively sound.

More on Saif.

Monday, August 22, 2011

The VP slot is already decided, no?

Annoying the powers-that-be brings bad Sharma

A Picture is Worth a Thousand Pepean Words

It is Good Shit to be the Moneylender to the King

Taleb Bans Statistica da Puta

A mild guy: "The problem is much more complicated than it seems to the casual, mechanistic user who picked it up in graduate school. Statistics can fool you. In fact it is fooling your government right now. It can even bankrupt the system"

Who practices what he preaches: " Professor Bernanke indeed found plenty of economic explanations—what I call the narrative fallacy—with graphs, jargon, curves, the kind of facade-of-knowledge that you find in economics textbooks. (This is the kind of glib, snake-oil facade of knowledge—even more dangerous because of the mathematics—that made me, before accepting the new position in NYU's engineering department, verify that there was not a single economist in the building.)"

The Democrats, rights, and Freedom

Redux from SCROTUS.
Even the "Energy President" Jimmah wouldn't have done that.

Mitt finds a ball somewhere...

...not from SCROTUS certainly.

POTUS (PBUH) wins big!

When a post-mortem is even more hilarious than a lightning victim's

A juicy Rotter drink

Waiting for the Higgs boson to show up

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Pepe finds herself

The Van Jones economy

Green jobs are the Democratic equivalent of Tree of Life Medicare; they scratch every itch of every important segment of the base and if they actually existed they would be an excellent policy choice. But since they are no more available to solve our jobs problem than the Tree of Life stands ready to make health care affordable, a green jobs policy boils down to a promise to feed the masses on tasty unicorn ribs from the Great Invisible Unicorn Herd that only the greens can see.

Your standard boot-licking, ass-kissing sycophant

Mr Shark gunning for Leverkühn

Waiting in the wings

Mr Bear gunning for AA

Pinko economics and Zeno's paradox

A tired Atlas is starting to slouch.

O Obamakles, Spare Us From the Evil Lemonistas

...goddamn terrorists with their fruitfilled and sugared drinks.The Radiant Future has no need for stinking lemonade.

A World of Soros

Never an American, always a European? More like Never an American, always a Pepean.
Monsieur Soros: Naziste, Fasciste, Communiste, Dirigiste... toujours le Tyranniste. Cochon et Cretin, piece de merde et putain.

Rotterspeak makes it into the OED

Let's chuck Article 1, Section 1 and Article 2, Section 1, says Zaki

Saturday, August 20, 2011

Hanoi Jane is Pepe's new Kayla

Oh, he’s such an ahs-hoal

"Let 'em Freeze in the Dark"--First Principle of AmeriSoc

Power and Warmth are not to be squandered on the Peasants, no sirree bob.

Will the schoolmarm push FCPers back into Scottie's arms?

Is that Mr Rot walking the tightrope in the Bavarian Alps?

Ghosts of marble and steel

.. down the river from Rottertown.

Bitter clingers not happy

Strange new respect.

No, no, no. Don't deport, says Rot

A Gormy, sleepy Versailles

Palin getting ready to jump in?

Von Mieses goes punk rock.

Would-be Casanovas gawk at an American beauty

Orkin photos.

Friday, August 19, 2011

The n-th Amendment never applies, says Rot

Certainly not to Arizona.

Struck by a strong bout of the shits

Ah, the memories of Belfast...

Barack the Red: He Knows Whereof He Speaks

His word has been as constant and true as Pepe's lust for Versailles.

We're in good company

Let's do the tomahawk chop

Oh. My. God. Is she still around?

Snotty Brit sneers at crazy Ricains.

So, of course when Perry says that the warmists are in it just for the grants, Tecs and AA scoff and scream hillbilly

The enemy is AA and Tecs

Maybe they just get turned off by rotten lesssims?

Rot goes for deep-fried chapulines

Yummy.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Pepe LePew PeePee LeMieux

Pepe comments, in standard Franglais: He should have pee in the attendant´s leg.

Ex-Goreman denies Goreball warming

Better late than never, but hey, it's a learning process. They ain't too fast down in Texas, are they?

Also in the news: Texas vs Texas? Man, oh, man.

And, of course, Herr Rot fell head over heels for Harriet Myers. Remember that?

Tecs and AA go to the North Shore for goddam tofu or something

[Add pic of berbec on the grill. Also, a proper label while at it. --Tecs]

Tecs all over the Nanny Police State!

Tecs and AA's philosopher hero tries his hand at Karl-Rovin'