Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Words fail

An "alternative lifestyle". Now, now, don't forget your meds!

Questions Nobody Is Asking

One can only imagine the kind of howls of derision that would greet any presidential contender if that kind of basic error were made before, say, the editorial board of the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel. You don't say.

Rwns pull for pinkos

"The Gundersen approach empowers patients and families to control and direct their care." Unfortunately for Newt's current political prospects, Gunderson aggressively promoted an Obamacare provision that was later yanked from the bill pursuant to public indignation about "death panels." Essentially, it would have provided extra payment for physicians who "engage patients and their families regarding end-of-life planning."

Rot says, let's run the Mac campaign one more time

Fat, uncivil guy offends Tecs again.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Mr Rot knows how to pick the best place for having a cortisone shot

Ricains Make Bad Hostages

Have they no shame?

Too many meds make Rot go wooly

21 vs 18, 12 vs 6 -- it's all the same (modulo 3).

AA buddy gets slap on wrist

the attacks were atrocious but necessary for his campaign to defend Europe against a Muslim invasion.

Gingrich vs Michelle B., the Genius

Who's Tecs with?
Oh no!! Mitt's bedfellows not to Tecs' tastes...

Ne plus infra

Buy, Rot, buy!

For every 100 euros you give to the Italian government they're going to give you back something like 125 or 126 cumulatively over the course of the next three years. Great investment if you get your money back. Genau.

"Be not afraid of greatness; some are born great, some achieve greatness, and others have greatness thrust upon them."

In Dr AA's train

Tecs & Rot settle an old score

.. mano a mano. What was this all about, again? The \CD didn't commute, or something?

Sunday, November 27, 2011

Grunderkrach coming to Rotterland?

Background: On May 9, 1873, the Vienna Stock Exchange crashed, no longer able to sustain false expansion, insolvency, and dishonest manipulations. A series of Viennese bank failures resulted, causing a contraction of the money available for business lending. [..] the railway empire of Bethel Henry Strousberg crashed after a ruinous settlement with the Romanian government, bursting the speculation bubble in Germany.

President Obama gets high marks from welfare recips, criminals,...

FIFY, Rasmussen.

Mitt gets no help from Bubba.

Bumma fo' Tecs.
[Add obligatory pic. Like peas in a pod. -Tecs]

Planet Honecker Conflicted!

Poor Tecs! First George Michael goes to the Krankenhaus, and now this!

Rot is against too much muscle. He prefers them flabby

Define "deinty", willya?

Rot interviews a pair of boobs

Of course, Mr Rot would rather have Sharron Angle and Christine O’Donnell on the ticket

Friday, November 25, 2011

Charly comes up with a fantastic investing tip

A young Mr Rot plays doctor

Krikorian sucker-punches Mr Rot

It’s hardly surprising that Newt would support amnesty for illegal aliens. After the Pelosi global-warming ad and Dede Scozzafava and “right-wing social engineering,” is it any surprise he’d adopt the left’s line on immigration too? He earned a career grade of D from Numbers USA (they calculate back to 1989). Heck, even Barbara Boxer has a career grade of D+.

x=x

Now, now, Mr Rot--what's wrong with the mail?

Tecs screams for guidance

Mijoté de noix de joue de boeuf au vin rouge, anyone?

Let's have some Commendatore Muammar on the rocks

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Socialism defined for us rubes

Any healthcare funding plan that is just equitable civilized and humane must, must redistribute wealth from the richer among us to the poorer and less fortunate. Excellent health care is by definition redistributional.

Give Osorio-Arellanes free tuition, says Mr Rot

Background.

Bush III in charge

Losing the left, whatever he does won't be good enough for the right. This man's crazy.

When mullets colide

You guys visiting us?

When America was young, it experimented with Socialism

It was a turkey: The failure of the experiment of communal service, which was tried for several years, and by good and honest men proves the emptiness of the theory of Plato and other ancients, applauded by some of later times, — that the taking away of private property, and the possession of it in community, by a commonwealth, would make a state happy and flourishing; as if they were wiser than God.

Nevertheless, the Pilgrims, and Governor Bradford in particular, were able to observe that the socialist organization of their community was not working and abandoned it after only a year or so for free-market farming. What allowed the pilgrims to be able to see the problem and correct it within a short length of time? After all, the communists had this problem for about seventy years and didn’t do a whole lot about it. A smart aleck response to this question would be "Since Harvard hadn’t yet been founded Bradford and the Pilgrims hadn’t been indoctrinated in socialism in Massachusetts."

Rot gets into sleep-texting

Pepper-spray those pesky texters!

Waxing Brazilian?

Check out the title link. Anyone ever try ordering from this place? Looks interesting.

The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing

Everything is taken out of context, says da Mann

Gingrich da pussy

25 years? They just got here!!

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Tents are not for pinko Versaillists

LaDube gets dumped

Socialists get kicked in the cojones by the Spaniards

Rajoy! Though, there's not much that can be done...

José makes a pipe bomb

More.

Pot calling kettle

The brass knuckles come out for Newt

George Will chimes in.

Cartesian logic never sways the pinko mind

But the pinko poop piles up.

Cement butt

Kok-oh-van and a side of Vee-she-swahz

Jupiter pics from Pic du Midi

Hey, Mr Rot, how come you don't want to go hiking in those mountains?

Blood, iron, and hard reason in Massachusetts

Of course Tecs adds a spiritualist...

Let's pay CDers to write PDE

Bang for the buck, a la pinko physicist...

Remember when physicists beat the fascists and were heroes? What happened? They switch to \CDs and needlepoint?

Dumb blonde is sick of being talked to like that

Tsk, tsk, tsk, Herr Rot.

Drinking water doesn't quench one's thirst, says Charly

And, if you don't believe that--two years in the slammer!

Saturday, November 19, 2011

Porterhouse for Saturday

As the title says. Also, this is my wordpress site as well. Enjoy.

Charly woulda worn the 666 sticker with pride

Lady Luck isn't Born Upon the Austrian Wave

Hmmmm.... What would Herr Rott do?

This week's front-runner bites the dust

Three observations:
1. The half-life of republican candidates is shrinking
2. Paul, Santorum and what's-his-face are still up for the Republican Piñata nomination.
3. Obama's boner is now visible from the space station with the naked eye.

Young Kakutani doesn't like Niall Ferguson

Though clearly he has some inkling of dynamical systems: Civilizations are highly complex systems, made up of a very large number of interacting components that are asymmetrically organized, so that their construction more closely resembles a Namibian termite mound than an Egyptian pyramid. Such systems can appear to operate quite stably for some time, apparently in equilibrium, in reality constantly adapting. But there comes a moment when they ‘go critical.’ A slight perturbation can set off a ‘phase transition’ from a benign equilibrium to a crisis — a single grain of sand causes an apparently stable sandcastle to fall in on itself.

Honecker is back, down in Tuscaloosa!

Friday, November 18, 2011

C'mon, Rot, why are you bitter, soft, and lazy?

Perry criticizes F&F...Tecs hollers lese majeste.

Let freedom ring!

Double-jerk material for Charly.

The conscience of a generation speaks...

...and Tecs goes back to polishing his diplomas.
By the way, if Sarah were in power, Newt would be in a gulag. Sounds OK to me...

It's all Rot's fault, by definition

Rot's favorite candidate kind of conflicted

Rot back to chasing mountain goats up in the Alps

.. and ingesting all sorts of stuff: Sometimes patients tell us that they were doing some type of household chore in the nude when they 'fell' or 'tripped' or 'jumped into bed' and 'landed on the object'. Other times, patients are forthcoming in explaining that their predicaments resulted from sexual activity.

Too few Andy Breitbarts, too many thumb-sucking Rottermen

Krautman shoves a calendar up POTASS

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Tecs fails to represent the views of the transgender commmunity

Coanda Weeps in Humiliation

Doubling Down on Dumb

This is Obamaesque.
Related, somehow.

Intercontinental incontinence

roT detests squeaky clean good-government fags

True conservative Tecs on his knees

Tecs and the medical arts

Grading on a green curve

Socialism is killing medical instrumentation

Charly, in standard pinko mode, keeps blabbering about "healthcare" (by which he evidently means health insurance, though he doesn't know it). In the meantime, the socialistic policies aimed at nationalizing the health insurance industry (and, ultimately, the health care industry itself), are driving into the ground the industries that produce the tools for delivering health care. And destroying jobs in the process. Shocka!

The tab, Tecs. The tab,

Coulter bitch-slaps der Rotter

REGURGE for more Coulteresque Rotter-bashing.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Charly stocks up on baconlube

Then clams up when asked about crony socialism.

A big plane, like a '52--vroom!--jet exhaust frying chickens in the barnyard!

Direct Autocracy!

Come to the meeting and we'll ask you for papers! Of course Tecs is holding out for the mass deportations and camps, but that's him...

Charly Grinch thinks of new ways to steal Christmas

It's a One Way Shooting Range on Pravda Street

Now, if had been a Tea Party type? No need to ask how do the Charly rage.

Hey, Mr Rot, how do you say "delicious" in Austrian?

Musings on Planet Pepe and its Honor.

Jon on Sanduski

Brutal.

Lovely

Caption this photo, boys!

Tecs and his guru in a world of shame

Bottom story of the day

$4.3 million for a stupid pic of a river?

Only in Pepea...

Crony Socialism at its best

Spread the wealth, Charly-style. And grease the wheels of pinko Versailles.

Mr Rot chops up some carrots

The dangers of social media

RWNs pull for pinkos, part CXXVII

During that period, Gingrich consulted with Freddie Mac executives on a program to expand home ownership, an idea Delk said he pitched to President George W. Bush’s White House. “I spent about three hours with him talking about the substance of the issues and the politics of the issues, and he really got it, what the benefits are to communities, what the benefits could be for Republicans and particularly their relationship with Hispanics.” Gingrich applauded the ideas, saying they would enable Freddie Mac to demonstrate benefits to the taxpayer, Jawohl, Herr Rott. A great job.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Why Pepe Became a Sober Ascetic

Ok, FCP, they've got us stone cold. Crap. Now how we're gonna hide this from the wifey?

Of Course, Dr. Kevorkian

And the Government, being the commander, then, of Fate, will make sure that those favored by the State get the rations.
Tyranny is such a win-win proposition. Just ask Princess Nancy.

The vacuity of the credential

Of course Tecs believes in all that resumé stuff.

this will improve economic output in the masturbation-related industries immediately.

Enron adviser tries his hand at Pepean Logick

Fruity headline of the day

Pepe's environmental impact

Circulez, y'a rien à voir



À ma gauche, Jihad Watch's Pam Geller's 'Practical Guide to the resistance' (to stop the islamization of america). Jihad Watch is lovingly quoted here on a regular basis. A ma droite, self-styled 'resistance leader' Breivik protects Europe from being taken over by Muslim immigrants.

Unconvinced ? When the American Nazi party states it supports the pot-smokers on wall street, who's the first to cry Moral Equivalency ?

Nobody is lining up to bone Mrs Wormwood




An antology

Tecs phones Dr Gatling.

The Fruity/Miffy Style in American Politics

Why doesn't Romney knock off this effeminate bullshit?

Apparently only roT is impaired enough...

...but Newt's got to be better than the suit.

OK then, back to my sweet coma. I give up.

Duh. We don't like fruity - smarmy. I told you

You're gonna need a bigger enema.
FAGALANCHE!!.

This happens to me when I miss my cortisone

But, but -- they support the troops, don't they?

Monday, November 14, 2011

Iowahawk Sings of Camp Occupy

Horror befalls a young Texan

Water seeks its level?

5,000 years of cultural supremacy

Not too safe to play with matches

More weirdness from the anti-multiculti hero

Tecs reminisces about the good old days

Wonderful Headline

Just Some Mustard for Charly's Table

It'll be to die for.

A Bit of Data to Occupy By

Saturday, November 12, 2011

Sounds like Mr Rot, re-taking an oral exam on gerbes

“The more you have flubbed, the more the anxiety builds up,” says Frank, explaining the mental phenomenon Perry is experiencing. “Each time you make a mistake, it gets worse. Fear builds up over time. [Perry] is not quite ready to run screaming out of the room yet, but clearly he doesn’t like being there ... and it impacts his ability to perform.”

Barney channels Mr Rot, to a T

The last of the Mohicans of European politics

The slough of despair, the sucking bog of emotionalism, the dreaded stupidity tree, and other Pythonesque terrors

Maybe Gingrich after all?

Better than the rest. I rejected him early on electability but he's probably even with Romney, long-run and his politics is better in my view.

Yours?

Sasha Grey reads "Dog Breath" for the kiddies

Hey, how come I never had such guest lecturers when in first grade?

Rot glowing in the dark

From under the sea

Jerry Garcia takes the cherry

Of course, Mr Rot is OK with Harvard checking papers in the Yard

It's not like those damn Honeckerians down in Arizona checking on illegal aliens. This is so much more refined.

Friday, November 11, 2011

The Green Bad Deal

Of course if you go after Tecs on this you're called a luddite.

FCP explained

Piling on.

Putin cuts a risqué ad

GOPers hedge!

MeccaTech to Die For

Portugal stood alone in the Nobel perfection of the "We use the Mind to Kill the Mind" spirit of Thug Science. But this elegant, Halal, solution to the existence of people who insist on thinking will serve Leaders much better than the Lobotomy or "brainwashing" or any other mid-de-siecle scientific crudity.

The First Amendment doesn't apply, says Mr Rot

AA does stats, proves that x=x

A Mosque Regrows in Nicea, and other Signs of the Obvious That PP Will Not See.

Well, the secular experiment in Turkey is now dead and buried. Erdogan's dream of a World of PP is now being realized. The official announcement, when the Hagia Sophia cum Museum in Constantinople once again becomes the Grand Mosque in Istanbul, is being held up for a moment or two so that the harems can be restocked with Pepes and Kaylas. If you're going to celebrate a bang-up job you need a bang-up party.
So Iran blasts away at the remnants of the world of Cyrus and Darius. Saudi Arabia lures in soothsayers from Lebanon in order to kill them as Sorcerers. Egypt closes the Great Pyramids at rumors of "Satan be There". Indonesia considers a resolution to smash the icons and statues of the non-Muslim era. Morocco orders all Philosophy to be banned from its universities [at the insistence of those free-thinking Sufis], Afghanistan has run out of Buddhist places to incinerate, and Pakistan --now almost Christian Frei-- turns its loving attention to the Hindu doctors and Cricket players who don't always eat halal....and this list continues, for the past few years, to almost every muslim nation on Earth.
It seems that Harvard's dream of building a New Harvard within Islam is on course.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

The perfect lives in Omelas

Ursula K LeGuin's story.

When the Titanic crashed into the iceberg of his own brain

Rotterman goes on Letterman. It's called reinforcing a pattern.

At least they won't take up the Jihad

On being dealt a 5 and a 7, but drawing a straight on the river in a game of Texas Hold ‘em

In case you wonder: Odds/probability of making a straight by the river from an open-ended straight draw on the flop - 2.2 to 1 (or 31.3% chance) That doesn't sound so bad. Then again: Odds/probability of hitting an open-ended straight draw on the river card -- 4.8 to 1 (or 17.2% chance). I'll let AA compute the probs.

Pinko confluence

Occupy comes to Hahvahd

Wednesday, November 09, 2011

Greeking The Obamaklean One

.. 2,400 years ago..........
In the nature of men, in the struggle for the soul, there is nothing new under the Sun.

Planet Pepe Becomes Him

Catch 22? Bah! Try escaping Catch 19, Ye FCP Yossarians

Well, thus goes PP's mantra as to "Tolerant Are the Meccanical Salifators": Ye are all born Muslim, yet ye are free to die as not one.

This is embarrassing, Mr Rot

So OK, we all knew after the first of second debate that Rotter's boy was a retard. But this is beyond parody. It's cringe-inducing.

Time to throw in the towel, Mr Rot. Let's have a bock of hoppy. And put it on your tab.

World ends.

Pepe's free love and open borders dogmas take his backhole

Tuesday, November 08, 2011

Praying at the shrine of Venus Cloacina

We are all Greek now

Finally a turnaround?

But how does Romney cave now?

"No = Yes" is somewhat novel

Tecs starts long shriek; buys pig iron umbrella from Dept Russkies

Planet Pepe In Rough Shape

DOUBLE BILL.

Feisty quislings demand unison bend-over

Life lessons and teleology

\lesssim or it's BS, duh

AA gets a day off

It's all Tecs' Fault!!

mainstreaming pepe

Start 'em out right

Philosophical question...

How does one ride out sex scandal? Don't that make it worse?

Pepe demands justice

Sunday, November 06, 2011

Surviving Kaczynski, competing with Jobs

Tecumseh at the Battle of Tippecanoe

.. 200 years ago.

Condell is Between the Charbydis of Mecca and the Scylla of PP

"you would have to be blind, or politically constipated, in other words an Islamite Lefty, not to see, or not want to see it"....

......He deftly draws a sketch of PP in a mere part of a sentence. Planet Pepe is soooo very complicated.

One Little Morsel

Gored Bull Warning

Now that's Change you can believe in.

Thrilla in Manila no mo'

A cashpoint for AQ

Hic sunt leones

On second thought

Pencil-pushers at work (on your dime)

Vichy sur Bay

And how did the Oakland city council react? The following day they considered a resolution to express their support for “Occupy Oakland” and to call on the city administration to “collaborate with protesters.” That’s “collaborate” in the Nazi-occupied-France sense.

Saturday, November 05, 2011

Why do people switch from science to bs?

Just ask Charly.

Pickett's charge no more

Schmamily-value finger-waggers very laid back this time around

One early snapshot of public opinion would suggest that Mr. Cain’s candidacy has not been diminished in the eyes of voters. A Washington Post/ABC News poll on Friday found that 7 in 10 Republicans say the allegations do not matter when it comes to selecting a presidential candidate.

To their credit, after years of bathroom airport cock-sucking, and other Folleys, this story is looking like an instance of noble conservative behavior.

Friday, November 04, 2011

Jesse Ventura not happy

But Newt is happy. Say what you wish about him, but he's a pro at this game.

Cashiered for being candid?

In other news: you can't send toys for Christmas, says Charly.

Who is the Left's Lex Luthor?

Crony socialism in all its splendor

Defining the new PP order: Increasingly, we are moving away from our capitalist heritage and towards a system where most Americans play by the rules while some are able to rig the game in their favor. The real divide is not split along income lines, but between the politically-connected and those—whether businesses or individuals—who just want the freedom to earn a living.

REGURGE: Pinko hog heaven. Feeding at the trough. Ulululululu, says Charly.

Tipsy Rotterman

Youtube moment.

Oh, shit!

I refuse to accept that Western civilization is like some hopeless old version of Microsoft DOS, doomed to freeze, then crash. I still cling to the hope that the United States is the Mac to Europe’s PC, and that if one part of the West can successfully update and reboot itself, it’s America. Hmmm...

Marx or bust

Leather-clad politico

RWNs disband

WSJ.

Newt to the rescue?