This article felt as though it was going somewhere, but then just fizzled with the last paragraph. This happens with regular frequency with the Hitch. JJ, you're just jealous you're not Hitch drinking single-malt and getting paid to fall face first on the keyboard — I'm suspicious that this is what happens when his essays flutter in their final paragraphs.
Don't forget JJ that in addition to getting paid to be fall-down drunk, academic philosophers get their pick of the undergrad beauties whenever they want, too.
It's outlined in most job descriptions just like that.
WTF? He's become that tiresome idiot Andy Rooney from 60 Minutes. "...and have you ever noticed...?"
ReplyDeleteA little scotch do a man good, but too much of a good thing....
This article felt as though it was going somewhere, but then just fizzled with the last paragraph. This happens with regular frequency with the Hitch. JJ, you're just jealous you're not Hitch drinking single-malt and getting paid to fall face first on the keyboard — I'm suspicious that this is what happens when his essays flutter in their final paragraphs.
ReplyDeleteWho wouldn't die for a job like that? Almost like philosophy...
ReplyDeleteDon't forget JJ that in addition to getting paid to be fall-down drunk, academic philosophers get their pick of the undergrad beauties whenever they want, too.
ReplyDeleteIt's outlined in most job descriptions just like that.
JJ, I may have found your dream job.
ReplyDeleteSounds great. Physics used to be called Natural Philosophy. Youu think they'll catch the distinction?
ReplyDeleteYou think they'll catch the distinction?
ReplyDeleteNaw, they're backwards-thinking religious types. Philosophy and physics is all alchemy to them.