Friday, February 26, 2010

A Rooskie love letter to Canuckia

We all know Canada has problems with the future lines drawn on Arctic maps and we all know Canada lives in the shadow of its larger neighbour to the south. The abject cruelty shown by Canadian soldiers in international conflicts is scantily referred to, as indeed is the utter incapacity of this county to host a major international event, due to its inferiority complex, born of a trauma being the skinny and weakling bro to a beefy United States and a colonial outpost to the United Kingdom, whose Queen smiles happily from Canadian postage stamps.

REGURGE: Canadian sports. More to Rot's taste?

6 comments:

  1. How I came to love the Russians in foreign affairs.

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  2. Nice, but not Austria...

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  3. Hey, but do Austrian babes smoke cigars? Or, do they use them the Monica way?

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  4. I don't know. They're pretty but don't talk to me much.

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  5. Maybe 'cause you don't don't sprache Deutsch?

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