A. K. A. Loose Canon
Update needed, apparently:When she announced that I was the father, I didn't know whether to shit or wind my watch! I don't even know the woman!
Cell phones are more important than water closets, right?
I didn't know whether to shit on my watch or my cellphone!
Doesn't your brain fryer act as your watch, too?
Yup. That's why the saying needs to be updated in Comment #1.
So how do you like the pic? It kind of looks like you, 20 years hence...
Nice picture, but you're using archaisms in your commenting, Tecs, as if they were written thence.
Archaism? You kiddin' me. I'm using the Queen's English, in its purest form.
I wouldn't go that far, but it's pretty fruity.
Update needed, apparently:
ReplyDeleteWhen she announced that I was the father, I didn't know whether to shit or wind my watch! I don't even know the woman!
Cell phones are more important than water closets, right?
ReplyDeleteI didn't know whether to shit on my watch or my cellphone!
ReplyDeleteDoesn't your brain fryer act as your watch, too?
ReplyDeleteYup. That's why the saying needs to be updated in Comment #1.
ReplyDeleteSo how do you like the pic? It kind of looks like you, 20 years hence...
ReplyDeleteNice picture, but you're using archaisms in your commenting, Tecs, as if they were written thence.
ReplyDeleteArchaism? You kiddin' me. I'm using the Queen's English, in its purest form.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't go that far, but it's pretty fruity.
ReplyDelete