Shocka! The 60s wasn't a slam-dunk?

A New Year Dawns...

Let it be a good one, komraden.

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Of course Tecs couldn't hang out with the Women's Studies bimbos at Fac. meetings if everyone learned Classics like in Gonzales.
Come and take it.

Pepe rings in the new year in style

Obama's theoretician alive and well

The wisdom of slamming McCain

...explained to Tecs and AA.

Ukraine comes to Brockton

Ukraine comes to California

Yet far from being a paradise, Fresno is starting to resemble Zimbabwe or 1930s Ukraine, a victim of a famine machine that is entirely man-made, not by red communists this time, but by greens. Ulululululu, says Pepe.

Rot thinks Kaus is stupidest man alive

IT'S ALL COANDA'S FAULT!!!

With nary a worry, Rot plays the guitar.

Iowahawk roasts Ezra Klein

Old and confusing. Like Tecs.
Tecs' personal hygiene takes a nosedive.
[Add pic -- tecs]

When I fly the friendly skies

Tecs pins his hopes on the dark horse this time

When you care what Bianca Jagger says, you're lost.

Like Tecs parroting Cass Sunstein...

Raging bull

Jewston Texas!

We all win when Texas wins. Sad to say that sometimes Tecs' home state gets in on some BS or another and it ends up in the hands of its allies like Hezbollah and Putin.

Rotter girl sets New Year Eve plans

.. and makes a New Year resolution: Watch more TV, gain weight, exercise less, drink more, waste money, treat my friends with disdain, spend more time alone, help no one and squander my success. I’m always trying to do this, see, but it’s a lot harder than you’d think.
Welcome to Rotterland!

VDH mixes ouzo and bourbon

Tecs claims his VCP at the Port Authority Bus Terminal

W ululates

Pinko flatearthers shit their pants

More.
Tecs sells carbon credits like mad.

The big \CD meeting goes Nationwide

Tecs and AA's Dream Sec. Def. maybe out on his ass

Start blubbering, pinkos!

Rot needs to pay up the debt

Socialized medicine at its best

Perils of idling cars

Me in Boise?

Signor Rota goes biodegradable

On the downside of the shift, there was the possibility the white bag could disintegrate in the rain. Shoppers worried about the strength of the new bags. Well, then, just carry the damn stuff in your hands.

Just like Rot, when he eats kaiserfleisch

Pulling out of a tight spot, the Rotter way

There's plenty of room at the bottom

A country united

Harvard geniuses

Of course Tecs thinks this will make Barbie Romney look grand

Kraut.

Joys of sharia

Henri-Nancy Coanda at your cheeks

Useful idiots alive and well...

...eating Haxe and Stelze and Kaiserfleisch while pinky-up pinko Tecs slurps at a rodent ulna in Nancy.

New, awesome way to fry your brain, Tecs!

The grim Obamer

Not necessary for Massachusetts

and way too idealistic for the rest. These corrupt bastards are set up for life. Anyway, it's sort of fun.

Rot looking for a job at Arizona State

Jimmah picks on someone his own size

Merry Christmas, buddies

Sorry we aren't having a holy BBQ or something tonight.

Rot switches to a greener, more sustainable life

Try roasted roaches, too. It's delicious.

Counting vertebrae, Babylon style

Joys of RomneyCare. Ulululululululu, says Rot.

Food printout

I can send you a printout of VCP. Put it on the tab.

Tecsian lovedoll pulls for Scottie and Putin

Bad science

How to pick up girls, the Feynman way

Scott Brown and Obama outwitted by clever Russian Duma

Bottom story of the day?
Perfect.
Another goddamned outrage.

Why is Tecs smiling?

Francebabwe

Mme. Maverick -- the new Rotter poster girl

A rascal peasant's Christmas

One way to make a point

But ouchhhh! This must hurt.

Portugal sells out the West.

Tecs gets his SIAM membership finally

Ditto.

Why are you trying to scratch that cell phone, Herr Rot?

Added Tecs' nightmare. [roT]

Coanda railgun launcher

From 0 to 240mph over 300ft. Not bad, eh?

Isn't that guy supposed to be butt-nekkid drinking a coke bottle of tsuica?

Fomenko fast car

Teaching math, the Rotter way

Of course, when you care more about \lesssims than \CDs, that's what happens: you become anal about markers.

Your random Harvard grad goes the full Pepe

Rot has a senior moment

While stuffing a chicken with crawfish. Why on earth?

Bad news for Tecs' Barbiedoll

Voters moving to the right; Tecs out of the mainstream.

roT'S fruity hayseed?

Even Tecsian logic can appreciate this

If you elect a callow shithead of privilege, you get missiles in your arse.

Three clowns

Brightest and best.

An interesting article

Sorry, Tecs. \lesssim, not \CD.

Sound advice

Rot is all ears.

Moonbatty logick

Rotter danebenreden

This can be illustrated by the patient answering "3" when asked, "How many legs has a horse?" or "black" when asked "What color is snow?" or "Tuesday" when asked "What is the day after Sunday?" Day at the office. On Planet Rot.

Barney talks to Rot

Joys of capitulation

No fair

Texas will gain four new House seats, and Florida will gain two. Gaining one each are Arizona, Georgia, Nevada, South Carolina, Utah and Washington. Ohio and New York will lose two House seats each. Losing one House seat are Illinois, Iowa, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Michigan, Missouri, New Jersey and Pennsylvania.

Shit. A Rotten deal. Life is a biatch. Now, will Rot feel like being generous--for a change--and buy the losers a pint or three of hoppy brew at John Harvard's? Fat chance.

Melanie Phillips having fun

REGURGE: How much more deeply conflicted can Planet Pepe get? Much more, apparently.

More START fallout

Just wait till Rot redesigns the greenback

Shocka!

In short, Obama has succumbed to Moscow for nothing. You don't say.

Hah! The rubes thought they voted against pinkos!

No fucking way. There aren't any!

Insane pinko fuckwads

ends well. Sort of. Someone should pay for this one.
Olympia Brown just like Kerry.

Lebensraum for Da Terminator

Schwarzenegger having slashed and burnt the Local now seeks to go Global. In Obamakles Da Man has met Da Opportunist.

Tecs calls for Chris Christie's deportation

Climatologist proctologized

Pepe of course tried to be one of the girls

Pepe in all of his mallerina glory

Newtonian mechanics explained to Rot

Bill Kristol, Tecslike, wants a Million Manning Army

Rot redefines some terms

Tecs embraces Hegelian dialectic

Assange likes girls?

Pinko reaction.
Comical quote: The Guardian newspaper published previously unseen police documents that accused Mr Assange in graphic detail of sexually assaulting two Swedish women. One witness is said to have stated: "Not only had it been the world's worst screw, it had also been violent."
Related entertainment.
Biden loses his pills. Goes apeshit. Makes sense.

Best way to hack off Tecs and AA...

...get under John "Patton" Kerry's skin.

Assange Gores Mikey Moore. Rotter Cries.

Assange's leaked data has done more to undermine Pepelandia's shibboleths of the last 10 years than all the objective evidence of those being myths peasants like us, and much sharper peasants than us, could dish out. After all, Julian is absolutely their Horse's Ass; actually is Versailles enough to not even bother to think about how all the shit he disposes makes Versailles look very very very bad. The Ululation of the Pepe is such a self-defeating, stupid, bleating.
As for da Rotter, having joined with Mikey Moore with his little Latinate lust for El Castrato, even the object of his lust understands what a mountain of merda is Cuba.

Clearing the path and sprinkling it with rose petals

Obama names Tecs new Telecommunications Czar

The most qualified, probably

Tecs and AA pull for the facebook guy anyway

Rev. Guards bite the large one.

Well, these things happen...

Of course AA still pines for Rosie O'Donnell or whatever

"The only point of learning to do this kind of thing is really as a mental exercise, as a way of showing how smart you are."

Tecs, how come you told me this crap is important?

Shibboleth of the left falls, DCCXXXII

Putin at the bat

Unacceptably pert?

Rot gets picky. C'mon, man!

Spencer in Fine and Finely Bitter Form

"Really, only Jean Raspail could have come up with this scenario: Muslims fly a plane into the largest building in America, then finagle a way to buy a piece of the crash site for pennies on the dollar using shadowy money they cannot account for, then claim that America's freedom of religion (which they reject on Islamic principle) must permit them to build on the site, then they have the infinite gall to apply for government money to build it--all the while a Christian church destroyed by the Muslims is being blocked by the very same city government, which is run by a Jewish liberal, who's betraying his own people's interests so that he can make inroads with his financial news services in the Middle East. The only way this story could be more lurid and implausible would be if NYC mayor Michael Bloomberg had made his fortune selling rope"

Lehrbuch der Kastration, Seifert und Theyllfall

Surgery, the topologist's way.

Here we go again...

Tolerance of evil.

OJ was looking for wife's killer before the killing

Smart power MLXXXVI

Rot travels light

Great moments in public education

the punchline here is great...

Grad student housing

The way to get chicks flocking to your nest-egg.

Iowahawk brilliant.

heh...

Heh.

Jihad comes to Sweden

They're dumber up there though.

Death panel vs Banksters

Of course Tecs doesn't like people who say "death panel." That kind of rhetoric is divisive and misleading.

Islas Malvinas CCLXVII

Not fryin' chicken in the barnyard

What is this dorky crap? I'm for the old-fashioned BUFFing. With good ole Tex at the controls. Vrooom!

KaBoOM!!!

Austria takes over Columbia

Obama sends in a pro

Russians discover that x=x

Cause and Effect?

Frogs.

The Gore Effect strikes again

You've got me!

Hmmmm, Krautman not so impressed.

C'est la guerre!

Of course Tecs doesn't like it unless differences are resolved by talking. With guns.

Palin gets it right. Again.

Smart power

Just fucking great. When does Obama quit?
Obama's conscience. Heh, I agree with progressives?

High comedy from the Krem'l!

Hero of the left.
The neutrality of the media. Hey, what's the law, anyway?

Assange, the fruity Karl Rove

Et tu, Houston?

Parallel universe.

They are Thieves. Nasty, Stinking, Thieves.

A profession as old as Da Whore, it seems.

Vasko Channels Moi

The caveat is that Julian started off his first leaks with information on our combat operations in Afghanistan, and Iraq, that has definitely cost us lives and confidence. But the bulk of his releases are much more about embarassing [in his own eyes, at least] the Machiavellians; from Azerbejain to Zimbabwe, from Putin to Obamakles, from Hu to Saud. Call it Pyongyang diplomacy, if you will, but most that has so far been released has only ambiguously hurt the US but has definitely shown up some of the shibboleths of Planet Pepe.
Vasko has it right. Between Ass-angle and AmeriSoc Rex, second is far more dangerous to us all.

JEWS! Just when Pepe thought it was safe to go in the water

Beware da Jewbarak, my son, da Jews dat klatch, da Klaus dat sprach. Beware da JewJewbird, and da Frumious Bundasnack,

Ah, Neokkkoners with their sharkie teeth. Clever clever Zion.

Leverkuhn's Hero learns \LaTeX

...but can't set a link any better than AA.
Pinkest senator calls for a public hanging. She's pissed that Obama looks like the amateur he is, apparently.

Hitchens does a good job here...

...without sneering like an Eton fruity-boy.

High comedy. Call up Putin!

Rotter girl shoots Rudolf the red-nosed reindeer

Pinko Pavlovian reflexes

In all fairness to Pavlov's dogs, their reflexes were less predictable than Pepe's.

Dog bites plane

Assange and roT on the same page

Scrobama should resign. Immediately. Wot's this? I can't see it here in rosbifland.

Bien pensants' foreign policy

...all the while, Tecs ogles Meghan McCain and her Columbia dim-ploma. The 'stache weighs in. The CiFtards are out in force.

Tecs finds new assistantship money!

Hey Tecs! Why don't you send some kids to school over here? Bargain basement prices!

Tecs' and AA's senators gone wild!

At last, secret link between AA and Sonny Corleone revealed

Buy, Pepe, buy!

Fast trains

Of course, we were supposed to get something like this for a tiny fraction of the gazillions that went into the "stimulus", no? But the trains I use around here still go at speeds slower than Stephenson's engine, and I ain't seen a dime of that money go into upgrading the tracks or something. Just hot air.

Like a deer in the headlights

Rot fights with a cell phone

Woman sicks [sic!] dog on man

Lowering the bar

From comments: Palin is a blank slate onto which all sorts of different people are projecting their own dreams. She's very much like (pre-election) Obama in that respect.

Deconstructing Narnia

The Hub towards the top, Brownsville brings back the rear

Rot would rather kvetch

Rot freezing his ass off

.. amidst global warming. I blame George W. Bush for that. In the meantime, Pepe goes to Cancun. The monks are in the cathouse.

Pepe assumes the canonical position

Of course AA is OK with all this...

and I told you guys...

Yeah, well...

Tecs and Scottie would probably let him out.

Kraut tries to resurrect some quaint articles of law

Fat chance with Herr Rot in charge.

Like a lepidopterist mounting a tough-skinned insect with a too blunt pin

Herr Rot tries his hand at high-brow prose.

Herr Rot takes charge at the office

While Mourinho takes a shot at the goal.

A implies B

No less than George Washington was denied a commission in the British Regular Army as a young man because he was seen by British elites as a more spectacular example of "the incompetent provincial soldier." It wasn't simply that American colonists couldn't cut it professionally, in this view, it was that those who ran and served in the British Regular Army were, don't you know, just so much smarter than their American-born subjects. Stooopid Ricains.

AA writes a review for MR

Ronnie's man bitch-slaps Rotter's girl

Tecs' fruity think tank in high dudgeon

Big bad Rotter picking on Scottie-boy

Ain't no fair.

Kim Jong Il Looking at Things

Briefly up for air. See link. Back down for more...

Now we're talkin' baby!

...but of course Tecs is pullin for clemency or some technicality...

Babes in whoreland

"OttoMan to Basha da Balkans": Ah, Back to the Future

Some AKP politicians, according to a US assessment, support Turkish membership in the EU for "murky" and "muddled" reasons, for example because they believe Turkey must spread Islam in Europe. A US dispatch from late 2004 reports that a member of a leading AKP think tank said that Turkey's role is "to take back Andalusia and avenge the defeat at the siege of Vienna in 1683."

Foreign Minister Ahmet Davutoglu largely shares this viewpoint and the Americans are alarmed by his imperialistic tone. In a summary of a speech by Davutoglu delivered in Sarajevo in January 2010, the US ambassador wrote: "His thesis: the Balkans, Caucasus and Middle East were all better off when under Ottoman control or influence; peace and progress prevailed. Alas the region has been ravaged by division and war ever since.... However, now Turkey is back, ready to lead or even unite. (Davutoglu: 'We will re-establish this (Ottoman) Balkan')."