Saturday, August 18, 2012

Pepe orders a few pints for his cèpes.

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  1. Already posted here. And you even commented on my comment, Herr Fareed. Where's my wienerschnitzel mit bratkartoffeln?

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  2. Ah, but my title is superior to Charly ululates..

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  3. A weak reason. Wienerschnitzel is mine.

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  4. Yuck! Şniţel vienez is the real McCoy. You should know that.

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  5. Şniţel vienez has foarte gustos? Nicht in Wien.
    inspirat de mai vechiul cotoletta alla milanese Goddam wops steal everything from Galilean relativity to Coanda's dome of St. Peter's Basilica.
    cotlete de porc, Wrong. Veal is the real McCoy, the so-called Wiener Schnitzel vom Kalb.
    şniţelul You guys spell "schnitzel" like Scheiß.

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  6. You just don't know what a real şniţel is. Veal? Pfffttt. That's sissy. Pork is much better.

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  7. In Vienna, Schweineschnitzel is for poor schmucks and tightwads and Kalbsschnitzel is for people with jobs and have good sense.
    Which are you, Tecs Hoi Polloi?

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  8. What do Viennese know about real şniţel vienez?

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  9. You can try learning some Schubert Calculus here: The manager is Italian, a waiter is Italian, the best looking waitress is Romanian, another Austrian. But the most pleasing aspect is the FOOD. Duhh.

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  10. Send a picture of the Romanian waitress. I like her already, but I don't want any more damned şniţel vienez in my life.

    What's the Schubert Calculus? An art song about gall bladder stones?

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  11. What happens when that waitress brings Mr Rot a şniţel vienez instead of a "proper" Wienerschnitzel.

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