IgNobel Lies the Head of Scientia Pepeana

Only an IgNobel physicist would prefer the Ponytail to the Girl .......................................................................... The USA was well-represented, as we can all easily imagine, but the coveted Literature Prize was, reportedly, Most Coveted: "Literature Prize: The US Government General Accountability Office for issuing a report about reports about reports that recommends the preparation of a report about the report about reports about reports."