Killing dead 250 of the baddies in a single day -- that's more like it. And it's the fitting response -- the only response -- to those who, back home, root for the enemy in time of war.
But lemme get this straight, pate' is some delicacy in those parts ? I always thought it was just the parts of the pig that you couldn't use for anything else all grinded up. That's what I love most about gringos: feed'em crap and tell them it's a delicacy - then watch the lines in front of the store and our pockets growing.
No, no, no -- pig is verboten, dixit the French. It's too offensive to a significant minority of the French population, according to some French judge (see a previous post). So Pepe, be PC, willya, or your compadres will think you're a Nazi.
Not a long time ago -- it's just starting to happen, and wil only accelerate in the coming decade. The commies in Hungary back in the late 40s called this the "salami technique" -- little by little, chipping away at the foundations. You can smirk all you want, man --- the writing is on the wall, and I don't see any Frenchman having the guts to try and stop the juggernaut, except perhaps a certain Hungarian (though even then the chances are close to 0).
Just for [macabre] fun I'm going to start spreading the "news" that Pepe "Charles Megnin" Le Pew has converted to Islam. Then, when the zarky boyz see how he's gone apostate on their creed I let Le Pew try to saucisson his ass out of that one.
oh no, not my beloved terrorists ! say it isn't so
ReplyDeleteNever fear. You can take out your angst on that surly pate' chef
ReplyDeletehuh?
ReplyDeleteI think this is the classic 'socialist in Gucci loafers' thing, Pepe. Oldie, but goodie. How are the Guccis holding up, by the way?
ReplyDeletethanks for setting us straight jj - i hated it when ai implied i was all about those ridiculous birkenstocks
ReplyDeleteBut lemme get this straight, pate' is some delicacy in those parts ? I always thought it was just the parts of the pig that you couldn't use for anything else all grinded up. That's what I love most about gringos: feed'em crap and tell them it's a delicacy - then watch the lines in front of the store and our pockets growing.
ReplyDeleteNo, no, no -- pig is verboten, dixit the French. It's too offensive to a significant minority of the French population, according to some French judge (see a previous post). So Pepe, be PC, willya, or your compadres will think you're a Nazi.
ReplyDeletemostly we like it because it pisses off muslims. That's just me, though
ReplyDeletepig is verboten, dixit the French
ReplyDeleteyeh, we shut down all the charcuteries a long time ago.
Not a long time ago -- it's just starting to happen, and wil only accelerate in the coming decade. The commies in Hungary back in the late 40s called this the "salami technique" -- little by little, chipping away at the foundations. You can smirk all you want, man --- the writing is on the wall, and I don't see any Frenchman having the guts to try and stop the juggernaut, except perhaps a certain Hungarian (though even then the chances are close to 0).
ReplyDeleteThe mohameddans are coming: hide your saucisson sec!
ReplyDeleteJust for [macabre] fun I'm going to start spreading the "news" that Pepe "Charles Megnin" Le Pew has converted to Islam. Then, when the zarky boyz see how he's gone apostate on their creed I let Le Pew try to saucisson his ass out of that one.
ReplyDeleteaa - you're so smart. Did you think of this out by yourself ?
ReplyDeleteOh no, it took years of instruction by the finest French minds.
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