A. K. A. Loose Canon
this makes all good sense: we don't want to run the risk that a 17 1/2 y.o. discover the pleasures of beer one minute too soon as this invariably leads to a lifestyle of heroin addiction, horrific car wrecks and illegitimate children.
...and don't forget straying from the Good Book of Forgiveness and Salvation. CAN I GET AN "AMEN!"!!!
How about Al Gore Jr? Looks like he could use some global cooling in the Paris Hilton slammer.
this makes all good sense: we don't want to run the risk that a 17 1/2 y.o. discover the pleasures of beer one minute too soon as this invariably leads to a lifestyle of heroin addiction, horrific car wrecks and illegitimate children.
ReplyDelete...and don't forget straying from the Good Book of Forgiveness and Salvation.
ReplyDeleteCAN I GET AN "AMEN!"!!!
How about Al Gore Jr? Looks like he could use some global cooling in the Paris Hilton slammer.
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