Conspiracy additions as of 6:15pm, eastern time: the pic is of the Mormon Underwear, also known as the "Temple Garment" that is shielding Mitt from McCain's lucifer-like slams. Wait a minute! Mc-Cain = Cain! That's why Mitt can't stand him. Brigham Young warned his followers that the Black Man was ultimately the offspring of Cain and Lucifer back in the mid-19th century. That's why blacks were only allowed into the Church in 1978. Mc-Cain is just all too obvious, to the Mormons just another Darky trying to bring Lucifer to the White House. ...so the plot, once again, thickens. (is this line of thinking at all worthy of The Onion?)
It's certainly worthy of LGF. Good work, mft. It's all coming together.
ReplyDeleteI can't imagine why Fox or CNN hasn't picked up on this angle yet.
ReplyDeleteObvious. Didn't you see the bearded, patriarchal-looking black helicopters flying over your house? What about that nice Dutch-looking girl that served you coffee this morning. Wasn't there something odd about her smile? She didn't show you her underwear did she?
ReplyDelete...hold on, JJ. I think I see some masked men fast-roping from whisper-choppers into my sister's backyard.
ReplyDeleteOld LongJohn should sue the COLDS for every hot penny they have. If those "temple garments" aren't a patent violation I don't know what is.
ReplyDeleteDon't get all litigious over there, AA. Have a bacalhao fritter and calm down.
ReplyDeleteMy erstwhile students have made the uses of the Yankee courtroom a tempting prospect
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