Much of Robert Best's findings are of little interest to us here at Beer Church, but his theory that [Noah's] arc was actually a commercial barge loaded with beer warrants our attention.
Bah, everyone knows Noah saved space for wine. He had quite an orgy when the craft hit land [unfortunately, his family were the only humans around. The Lord sometimes works in pretty sick ways], and it was a winey orgy. Noah waste his time on beer? Hah! No fool, he.
Bah, everyone knows Noah saved space for wine. He had quite an orgy when the craft hit land [unfortunately, his family were the only humans around. The Lord sometimes works in pretty sick ways], and it was a winey orgy. Noah waste his time on beer? Hah! No fool, he.
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