Cambridge surrenders to Harvard

Or, Planet Pepe surrenders to Planet Pepe. Now, that's a surprise.

Taranto tries to instill some common sense, based on a personal anecdote: Becoming belligerent with a police officer is almost never a good idea. Not only can it get you arrested, but it can cause a merely uncomfortable situation to escalate into a deadly one. You don't say. But common sense and pinko logic are totally incompatible, by definition.