The "Analytics Department" is looking for "predictive Modeling/Data Mining" specialists to join the campaign's "multi-disciplinary team of statisticians," which will use "predictive modeling" to anticipate the behavior of the electorate. "We will analyze millions of interactions a day, learning from terabytes of historical data, running thousands of experiments, to inform campaign strategy and critical decisions."
If a Dream is a Nightmare then that is my dream job.
ReplyDeleteAnalyzing zillions of terabytes of polling data--ain't that stats nirvana?
ReplyDeleteIf you're a masochist.
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