100 years ago, Charly won a splendid battle

Cocorico!

Sortez vos mouchoirs

Pretty soon I'll meet Charly staring at the Manneken Pis. Chomping on fries and mayo, and swilling Gueuze.

Charly Foch

We don't need no stinking homework, says Pepe

Hey, why not: who likes to grade tons of homework? Let's just all play the Kumbaya, and jump up and down. That's the ticket!

We are all French now (or is it the other way around?)

Charly dons a pink T-shirt and a Hèrmes scarf

And don't forget the obligatory Louis Vuitton pirate buckle shoes.

The full Pepe in full bloom

Catfight in Versailles

Pepe brings his famous shit tacos to Versailles

New car registrations were down 7.7pc in the third quarter from a year earlier. Unemployment has been creeeping up, reaching a post-euro high of 10.6pc. The fear is that a fiscal shock in 2013 will tip the economy into a sharp downward slide. “France needs more fiscal austerity right now like a hole in the head”. Genau. That's the Pepe plan.

French Minds Left Blanc

Versailles: "Teacher, Just Leave Those Kidz Alone"

Charly decides to move next to the Manneken Pis

"The French are going to be called on to make an effort," Hollande said. "There will be budget savings and solidarity will be necessary, especially from high earners who must contribute more." Translated into plain English: Pay up, Charly, pay up!

Pepe vacillates

Should he pay 75% tax, as he clamored before the election? Or should he settle for, say, 50% tax now that his Socialist dream has come true, and the bills come due? Dilemmas, dilemmas...

A pinko love triangle

Poincaré explains basic probability theory to a French shyster

Charly still hasn't heard of AC

Les jeunes are back to roasting Renaults

Charly picks up the tab

Dom Pérignon and Coca Cola? Only in Pepea!

Let's tax Charly's laptop screen

€125 a year so that he can watch his pinko idols extol the joys of hyper-taxation? Priceless.

The most sacred principle of Pepea

The Teutonic core and the Latin periphery

Where does Pepe fit? Le cul entre deux chaises, that's where.