Pepe gets a green grant.

Chelsea removes Tecs' \CDs from the board, finally.

Chomping on corndog

Shocka!

Yet another study shows that 20 percent of the professors are doing 80 percent of the work. And a lot of the professors aren’t doing any of the work!
Of course, AA & Tecs are slaving in the salt mines, while Herr Rott is sipping mint tea at Café Sacher and chasing mountain goats in the Alps.

You mean, Mr Rot is not a toothless hillbilly?

The hounds of Hell have slipped the huntsman’s leash and even now they rush upon us, mouths agape and fangs afoam

If you want to be Savonarola, you must don the hair shirt. If you want a public bonfire of the vanities, you must sleep on an iron cot and throw your own cherished treasures into the flame.
[Added image. Duh. --roT]