Tecs tries to dial on a cell phone

How to build your own Coanda flying machine

The Coanda helmet

Coincidentally, the helmet was invented in 1910, the same year the jet engine was invented.

I, Robot

Nuts! says Tecs

WTF is "facebook"? Or "cellphone"? Sounds like make-up words to me, referring perhaps to some fake, pointless gizmos.

Hey, Mr Rot, stop putzing around with those 1940s meds, and jump on the Coanda bandwagon

Don't forget to mix those meds using the Coanda effect mixer.

MIT builds the Coanda sub

MIT has overcome the mathematical impossibility through both its innovative design as well as something called the Coanda effect. So what is this miraculous Coanda effect the company has employed? It is a phenomenon where a jet flow attaches itself to a nearby surface and remains attached even when the surface curves away from the direction of the initial jet flow. Run a stream of water over the underside of a spoon and watch as the water follows the curve instead of dropping straight down – that’s the Coanda effect. [..] Preliminary market research, carried out by MIT, suggests worldwide sales of the vehicle may go beyond 1 million units. MIT is seeking investors to fund the building of a prototype UV before establishing manufacturing facilities. Once in production, MIT expects to produce 10,000 vehicles a year.

Finally, a cell phone for the technophobe

Oh, shit. There goes the 'hood! Any place left in the world when one can hide from those damn brain-fryers?

The Coanda sledge

Tecs, of course, doubles down and demands that another Chernobyl be built

...but Palin is right again, which brings us to two perfect labels.

Reawakening the scalp

Teaching Rot how to dial a (real) phone

Zombie computers

Requiem for the floppy disk

If you added up the space on the 12 million disks sold in Japan last year, it would hold just 17 gigabytes of data, which is still less than a single Blu-Ray disk.
Sic transit gloria mundi.

RiP, whackjob

The Rooskie solution

Pravda to the rescue: But in principle there is no difference - you still need to drill a well at a distance from leaking. And it lowered the bomb. As in the movie "Armageddon" with Bruce Willis in the role of a driller. It is desirable that the calculations were done correctly. Such hope is: the U.S. is full of smart scientists and powerful computers. And Russia could have contributed. We still live peaceful nuclear demolition.

Hölder lives up to his umlaut!

Obama cracking up, claims iPads racist, cellphones dangerous. Shows up in Rose Garden with Tecs-like tinfoil hat. Waves arms and seethes.
Is this a malaise speech? How many are we up to now?

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Coanda lives!

Time to buy Coakley

People are betting with their hearts. Tecs, put a couple Gs on this for me, OK?
If they're right, this is the Dems' gameplan.