Potheads in a daze? You don't say.

Charly drops out of Berkeley, transfers to Warren Wilson College

Nirvana! Tecs & AA go for the most stressful colleges.

Charly dons his Louboutins, and starts crooning

Jerry Garcia takes the cherry

Coanda supporters maced

I told them that Whittle and Ohain were the real deal, but then they went apeshit like Tecs when he blathers about lawn mower turbofans or something.

Berkeley goes full Rotter

Pepe goes back to Berkeley

Please don't feed the bums

Rule-of-Law Tecs and AA double down!

Constitution? What Constitution?
On the other side, three smiling c**ts say it all.

Berkeley is so pissed at Yoo!

"I think of myself as being West Berlin during the Cold War, a shining beacon of capitalism and democracy surrounded by a sea of Marxism." Though, to clarify, "There are probably more Communists in Berkeley than any other town in America, but I think of them more as lovers of Birkenstocks than Marx."

Changing the light bulbs

Pepe wants the Nanny State to tell him which bulbs to use, and come and change them for him. Same deal for toilet paper. Masticate the food, while at it. It's the pinko way of life.

Oil hog saves eco-nuts' butts

Vodka for tree-huggers

Pepe's lovelies

Tofu Fettuccine Alfredo

Is this a pinko-birkenstock dish, or what?

Joys of Birkenstock economics

President Obama has championed Smart Grid, and the recent stimulus bill allocated $4.5 billion for the high-tech program. You just know this is money down the drain. It's a law of nature.

Goreball warmers freeze their balls off

Is this poetic justice, or what?

Lysenko off his meds

"I'm not surprised ... The fact that Jim Hansen has gone off the deep end here is sad because he's a good fellow. Why he has not been fired I do not understand," Theon said. "As a civil servant, you can't participate in calling for a public demonstration. You may be able to participate as a private citizen, but when you go on the Internet and call for people to break the law, that's a problem." Not on Planet Pepe. You get a medal for that. In the meantime, yet another snowstorm brewing in the real world. Jeez, I hate shoveling. Where is global warming when you need it?

Stop wiping your arse!

.. says Pepe.

Lysenko rulz!