So, is the Radiant Future a Little Bit Stalin? A Little Bit Mohammed? A Little Bit Mao?

Poor Pepean bastards, just so conflicted as to which apostle of tyranny to kneel before.
Rahm salivates at Stalin's prodigious capacity for..well, rahming da Future down your throat.
Obamakles ululates and bows before the Lords of Momo Rulz.
Holder goes happily Mao Mao at the prospect of all that spongy emptiness of brains well washed.

Ah, no conflict at all. AmeriSoc can surely conjure up its own appropriately vicious blend of the teachings of these three poisonous critters......After all, ain't Yankee ingenuity about that "Can Do" spirit?

Mexico Surges Ahead

A 100 years of searching for ol' Al's noggin, and yet no cigarillo. Have they thought he might be hiding with the Fellow Rotters north of da Rio Grandee?

Iesus and Iosaphat

Nope, Sebastian wasn't going to hang around long enough to surmise those bones weren't the genuine stick. Heck, his soon enough became the subject of many a fraudulent grand gift.
Interesting story, and not one I'd known before.
Now, Marcellinus, that's another story.

The silver lining

Maybe they stop making brain-fryers altogether, and we'll all be happier.

Le Pew Poses for Planet Pepe

Dressed in the height of propagandistic Fashion.

This is Your Brain on Cabbage

Planet JJ in all its glory

Brain friers are everywhere! Hallelujah!

Captains of the Ship of Fools

JJ messaging

Tsk, tsk, tsk. This is gonna fry more than just your brains.

Left brain, right brain

Brains are bad!

Huffing Brain[erd?]s in Minnesota

Looks like Ole Olson is gonna have to stop huffing pork brains.

Mamet Leaves Planet Pepe

The habit of careful and attentive thought is truly a danger to PP. No wonder the universities today do their best to shit on it; a preemptive strike against rationality.

Brave new world

Norsemen must become Norsewomen, and that's that. "The law says a non-executive director has to be experienced, and experience is difficult to find in women in my sector. People have had to sack board members they've worked with and trusted for 20 or 30 years, and replace them with someone unknown. That's hard." Welcome to Planet Pepe. Self-gelding, anyone?

Demigods Contra Demigods, All While the Plebs Look On

Congressional hearings are interesting this way. It's akin to one cleric calling the other a hypocrite.

Pro athletes like Clemens are deities in their own world and rarely challenged. When they are, it tends to happen gently and with their consent, as in a one-on-one television interview, or else privately, as in a disciplinary hearing before a league commissioner, with phalanxes of lawyers and union reps there to defend them. Never are they as nakedly vulnerable as when testifying before Congress—yet none ever seems to grasp this, which is what makes these hearings so bizarre and riveting.

How disorienting it must have been for Clemens, then, to face the hilariously red-faced Rep. Tom Davis (R-Va.), who has the bristling haircut of a 10-year-old boy, carrying on about whether the star witness had “carried Band-Aids for his butt if he bled” through his “designer pants” after receiving a shot of something powerful in his hind quarters. The whole Tom Davis litany was delivered as Tom Davis, seven-term congressman, sat beneath a gilded, gold-framed oil painting of...Tom Davis.


Still, it'd be a good idea for athletes to stop juicing and becoming complete freaks of nature. In the meantime, I'll won't be tuning the television to any pro sports. Well, perhaps ultimate fighting. But that's it.

Brain fryers, redux

Radiation from mobile phones delays and reduces sleep, and causes headaches and confusion. [This] can lead to mood and personality changes, ADHD-like symptoms, depression, lack of concentration and poor academic performance.

What, says JJ? What? Que pasa? Nothing to worry, man. Have some more ouzo.

Buy, JJ, buy

This is the gizmo you've been waiting for, breathlessly. Music to your ears. Comes with fried rice.

Uh-Oh, The Profs Underestimated Their Bush-Chimpy

Bah, so the chimpies got us on that short term memory thingee, and the pachydies got us on the long term memory thingee. Thanks to Portuguese Science we can take lovin' lobotomal care of this little interspecies affront to Dignity.

PP as a South Park Wetdream

You're Doing a Great Job, Pepe!...

...but more seriously if my office turns into this, I'm going back to residential and heavy construction.