Because Tom Friedman's Socialist Paradise Really Loves a Flat Earth

Al Goring the Planet But fracking, now that there is a capitalist crime against Nature!

Defying Sanity

Pelosi the Mad It's like listening to Commodus natter on about "I'm not sure what that Ethics thingy Daddy wrote about is, but whatever it is I'm Kewl with it". If Monty Python had been tasked with the job of scripting "The End of Western Civilization" they could never have dreamed of anything as Dada-esquely zany and madcap as what Fortuna [da Bitch] has foisted on us.

AmeriSoc Loves Death

Sarah Palin was Dead Right, of course

Oops! Obamacare is da Cat-astrophe

With Malik Aforethought ......................................................................... First do unto the little kitties what you can then do to the little kiddies. It's good Pepean practice to hone those mad skillz.

The Vibrant Life, from The Gospel According to Charly

Death throes are kinda vibrant, no?

When the Truth shall set you Free, AmeriSoc gets Lying

The Crapping of a Nation

"indeed, citizens of many Continental countries now have more – what's the word? – liberty in matters of health care than Americans. That's to say, they have genuinely universal government systems alongside genuinely private-system alternatives. Only in America does "health" "care" "reform" begin with the hiring of 16,500 new IRS agents tasked with determining whether your insurance policy merits a fine. It is the perverse genius of Obamacare that it will kill off what's left of a truly private health sector without leading to a truly universal system. However, it will be catastrophically unaffordable, hideously bureaucratic, and ever more coercive."

Evil Under the Flag of Planet Pepe

Obamaklean Evil

So you see, the Left has found the perfect counterargument to those Right Wing Nut Jobs that assert the killing of the unborn to be the killing of infants....."Yeah, RWNJ, you're right! So we should kill those unwanted infants also!"

There is no discovered bottom, no found limit, to the Evil within the enemies of our once Free Republic.
There is no pretense otherwise anymore...pure, simple, right to the core, a conscious embrace of Evil.

Of Course, Dr. Kevorkian

And the Government, being the commander, then, of Fate, will make sure that those favored by the State get the rations.
Tyranny is such a win-win proposition. Just ask Princess Nancy.

The Radiant Healing Praxis of Planet Pepe

The Hospital That Obama Builds will be at least as Grand. If only Pepe could have a taste of his own medicine.

The Respected Dr. Obamakles

So much for walking Loud and Proud, eh, Deathpanelistas?

Et Tu, Bruno

"She told The Associated Press that support has come from a "whole handful" of Republicans and Democrats, including Massachusetts Sen. Scott Brown and Vice President Joe Biden."

Obama's Hippocratic Paradigm at it's Hypocritic Worst

Soon enough we too can have such fine medical care dispensed to us by Obama's De..er, "Cost Control", Panels.

If only we can annex St. Tropez and let the Pepean scoundrels run out of refuges from their own nasty mischief.

BigV for da DMV

Ah, I'd been searching for the right analogy to describe what it's like under the new Mass Health Care. VA/Cook County Hospital didn't quite capture the feel of it. But these guys get it right. It's da DMV doctoring experience.

A Swedish Quack for the PPean Hack

AmeriSoc medicine ain't gonna be any better than the Ingsocy kind, once Obamakles gits rollin'. Might as well enjoy the schadenfreude of watching Le Pew get first dibs