Run, Charly, Run

Versailles gets a taste of Blowback

No Shit, Sherlock: Quatrieme foi

Pas de juifs ou pas d'argent, vous comprenez?

Pepe Keeps That French Actress Terrorist Threat at Bay

You see, on Planet Pepe it's a crime for an Infidel to say that Islam ain't fond of Fido. That kind of lingo is the prerogative of the Believers alone.

Say, why is it, CharleRoi, that you Versailleans are so very brave in beating up old actresses and Granma? Found an opponent worth your stature?

Dead Copts Good, Deader Copts Pepe-ier

The Killing of the Christians may not quite be as much pound for pound fun [on Planet Pepe] as the Gunning of the Jews, but then there are so many more pounds of fun available.

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Copt, Go Home!
Obamakles Knows its SBJ's fault

The locals don't seem to have gotten it.

L'Rotter Does da Maid in Manhattan

No Kahn do? Da IMFamy of it all.

Mubarakites Running in Straight Lines

Ah, Pepe in his Vichy Salad Days

Quite the dashing quisling, was Pepe Young and Knave... A fine premonition of his later self.

How Pepe Le Petain Got Berib-boned

Medal of Honor d'St Tropenis.

Da Brave New World, Da Cowards

A Glorious Victory for France

Turns out he broke his collarbone. "Mangez la Merde de Vichy, Cochon 'Ricain " ululates throughout Paree.

Back To The Future In Dhimmi Spades

And Carter's Way is just Obamacles' starting point.

Catfight!

Bardot vs Palin. Pepe be the referee.

Death of the West: Item 1,677,237

Submit to Islam, Dhimmis. Do the Pepean Thang.

Versailles SHOULD be Very Ashamed

Yes, in the Salons they are so very ashamed of Brigitte. They once thought she was a proper royal courtesan, and now she speaks like some commoner who believes her stinking eyes over Vichy writ.

If ""destroying our country and imposing its acts" isn't a thought crime deserving the Bastille, what are the brilliant Green&Red minarets of Future Notre Dame for?

Shut down the pissing boy!

So how do Pepe's cousins respond to the Binnie Boyz coming to get them? (1) Let them out of jail after one day. (2) Impose curfew at 6 pm on New Year's Eve. Way to go, Planet Pepe!

Flanders fields

On Armistice Day, here's a little poem, by John McCrae

In Flanders fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses, row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.

We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved, and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.

Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

Maginot line up in the Alps

So why did the French build this fortification, close to the Italian border (just the other side of the mountain)? Afraid of mountain goats chasing them? Or Tex-Mex-Italians coming at them from Courmayeur? Inquiring minds need to know.

Sarko goes Coanda

But do the French still have fighter jets, or did they go the way of the Coanda jet?

Mendez to the rescue

So how would a Versaillist interpret this story? Rah-rah-rah, pffftt! would be JJ's guess, yes?