Shooting bean bags?

That's the way to defend the border against armed incursions by bandits?

El Rotter capitano on the rocks

Rot at the bat

Not only does he trail the two businessmen in the race on the most important issue, he finishes third behind only Bachmann and Ron Paul when voters are asked which candidate would do the most damage to the economy if elected. I assume that result is less a reaction to any specific Perry policy than evidence of the suspicion that he doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Stoopid Ricains, says Rot.

Fast and loose cars

Why not gas them like Putin would?

What douches.

Shop till you drop

Even the Princeton Dim can eventually Get It

By George, you are quick on the uptake, ain't ya Little Will?

AA - salvation is here

if these guys discover FCP, they can retire at 25.

Sweet Baby Jesus, Satan is Afoot.

Take that, evil one