Asking the Wrong Questions about Mars

Spiders? What about those huge structures they are sprouting off of? It's a bit like asking La Giaconda, having jumped off the canvas and started strolling down the street, about her smile.

IgNobel Lies the Head of Scientia Pepeana

Only an IgNobel physicist would prefer the Ponytail to the Girl .......................................................................... The USA was well-represented, as we can all easily imagine, but the coveted Literature Prize was, reportedly, Most Coveted: "Literature Prize: The US Government General Accountability Office for issuing a report about reports about reports that recommends the preparation of a report about the report about reports about reports."

Nobel Dreams of an A-Pauling QuasiScientist

Congratulations to Schechtman, a chemist who has made many a mathematician's paper.

Linus' diss was first class asshole..but then better to be dissed by a great scientist than having to suffer the same from gerbils such as Hansen or Hockey Stick Mann.

Does Herr Rott have a problem picking winners?

MFT ponders the finer points of the NoDak Constitution

What would have happened if W had done it?

How did dinos do the nasty?

[[Added Tyrannosaurus Sex. --roT]]

What if it was orange juice?

Why does the chicken cross the road?