Scrabbling to Find that G-Spot

The Chicago Way Made Really Easy

Versailles can now piss Bleu-ly upon the redneck peasants with a mere push of a button. Pepe rows his boat merrily down the River Charly, his life is but a dream.

Pepe at the spa

Pepe gets a new thumb drive

Where did it go?

Showing the finger

Pussy Galore

You missed your call, Herr Rot.

It's all Rot's fault, of course

Answers to questions nobody is asking

Al-Goerbbels

[calling my masters in Riyadh] Hmmmmmmm..... would this satisfy the new requirements?

" Ein Saud, Ein Ummah, Ein Allah!"

Pakistan adds its Huzzahs

Socialized medicine at its best

Rot explains the proper pat-down

“If you do it properly, you’re not touching the genitalia. But there is so much room for error, that’s where the problem comes because you’re in such close proximity of the areas that you are checking, it could happen.”

Joys of pseudocopulation

The male wasp mistakes the flower parts for a female wasp and attempts to copulate with it. Although termed pseudocopulation, vigorous copulation does occur, and the male wasp ejaculates enough so that the emissions are visible to the naked eye on the flower parts.

The Mecca-nical Clock Says "Time Zero"

GMT gives way to JMT, natch.

No shit, no brainer...

MIT employs the invisible hand which typically has predictive modeling-like results: e.g., people tend to do shit for money. Does one need to go to MIT to figure this out? Well, at least MIT doesn't dole out the superfluous in the form of degrees.

When gerbilmania meets Al Qaeda

Is this a Pepean GUT story, or what?

The One Sees All, Hears All, Knows All

Sweet suffering SSuccotash, Supreme Da One.

Read my lips, Obamakles, Fuck You and the Pepes you rode on.

Still Catching Up to Ingsoc Yet IngSoc Leads Da Way

Self exploration

Pepean babes

Is that Pepe taking pics?

Paging Mr Rot