roT at the helm

Pure heroism

"Let me say this about the Goddesses, I don't think the term is good enough, but when you're bound by these terrestrial descriptions, you must use the best term available. So if you think about it dude, I'm 0-for-3 in marriage, but like in baseball, the scoreboard doesn't lie. Never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the hearts. And to sully, contaminate, or radically disrespect this unit with a shameful contract is something I'll leave to the amateurs and bible grippers."

Nice video at bottom

...of course Tecs and AA flip between idolizing screaming nuts like Sharron Angle and flaccid RINO do-gooders like Scott Brown, while I prefer the calm, rational approach to knocking down stupid emotional whackjobs,... But enough on the glory that is Me. It's been trumpeted about enough.

Herr Rott von Wiener's Desperate Ploy

But a temporary respite, Rotter.

Rot tries his hand at getting out the college vote

.. while trying to squirm out of paying the tab.
REGURGE: Maybe Tovarisch Rotsky will notice his pic.

Rot teaches an algebra class

In Vino Sha Veritas

So much Hate, such little Wine.

Now, now, Rot--why would you do that?

Herr Rot goes to work

Drink milk, Herr Rot

Or else, you'll become bow-legged, after all this time spent glued to a computer screen. Also, this may lead to wrist pain.
[Illus. --rot]

Signor Rota caught in the middle

Criminal activity in Rome was now on a par with southern Italy [..] In a disturbing trend, godfathers have struck up alliances with Chinese, Russian, Albanian and Romanian organised criminals operating in Rome, with the capital now "the promised land for foreign mafias".

Pay up, man. Or else, watch out for those kneecaps.

A dream job for Herr Rot

Signore Rota at the wheel

Why Rot keeps forgetting things

Rot jumps on the Coanda fan

Mr Rot picks yet another winner

In NYC, Mr Rot gets the shakes

And in England, he gets shaken.

A fitting punishment for a Rotten Planeteer

Rot! Keep your balls unglued!

Berlu finds the perfect solution, yet again

[Regurge, for an update.]