JEWS! Just when Pepe thought it was safe to go in the water

Beware da Jewbarak, my son, da Jews dat klatch, da Klaus dat sprach. Beware da JewJewbird, and da Frumious Bundasnack,

Ah, Neokkkoners with their sharkie teeth. Clever clever Zion.

Burger and fries, the halal-Frenchie way

Halal bacon burger

In Old Chicago: Meat is on da Menu, Boyz.

Now That Must Be Some Mighty Fine Ouiskie

Bacon explosion!

Preparing a bacon explosion "requires the minimum of culinary talent" and the ingredient list is short. It is made from two pounds of thick cut bacon, two pounds of Italian sausage, one jar of barbecue sauce, and one jar of barbecue rub/seasoning. Let's try it! What beer goes with it?

Seriously Funny Tale of the Two Brain Cells

It's a Sad Beaut.

Pig-a-Silly Squared

or, Schweinguard gone mad.

Boston obdurately correct

Boston City Hall should be demolished. Cancel your WSJ subscriptions.

Pat Kicks Planet Pepe In its Dhimmi Balls

As well he should

Casa Portugal or Sunset Cafe'

The Aldeia and Porto, or The Fado and Lisbon? Both are good. Sunset is probably quieter and more apt to let people be left alone to eat and argue. Casa Portugal has the spiffier decor and cleaner ambience. Pick yer poison, AI.
Sunset Cafe
Casa Portugal

Where can I get one of these?

One Candle Burning in that Vasty IM Darkness

The hope is that there are many others in that Dark, waiting for the spark that lights them. The hope that The Message can be fundamentally changed. This candle is 86 years old, and stands alone it seems, while outside the Ummah the Night of Islamicization and dhimmitude spreads wide its wings. In the contest between them, it is likely that sooner we see an Islamic King of England than one single haditha or lesson changed in the Madrassahs as Banna would wish for.....
...But, a candle is a candle. A candle that was brother to the founder of the Islamic Brotherhood. Let me enjoy the hope it offers, while it yet burns.

An Incredo for the Post-Christian-even -Neo-Pagan Age

Disbelief I can Believe In

"[said The Moviegoer, Walker Percy] : "This is true. I have known a couple of these believers, humanists and lady psychologists who come to my aunt's house. On This I Believe they like everyone. But when it comes down to this or that particular person, I have noticed that they usually hate his guts."

There you have the essential problem with This I Believe: It is unbelievable. "

Have a Nagillah, Planet Pepe Ullalah

Do unto others as they would do unto you

Hitchens Birds the Pewu Maher-ashi

Moments like this make me wish I'd a tv.... Unfortunately, they are too rare.

Another Reason to Take a Pisser

Is It Really Necessary?
I've got some in my fridge," he added. "It tastes fine to me."

Planet Pepe's Hit List

The Lady Luck Fuck

Quick, Pepe, an IQ Test for You

C'mon, even the Dhimm can do it, spot the fallacy in the claim that "Christians can't be buried on weekends because need to reserve those days for Muslims--who are required to be buried as soon as possible."