Showing posts with label Texas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Texas. Show all posts

Friday, January 06, 2012

You Hear That Rumble, JJ?: Bison EnRoute...

There's no sense in posting post-game taunts since pre-game taunts provide far greater satisfaction (or shame drizzled with depression, depending on the outcome). The NDSU Bison beat the living shit out of Southern Georgia in the December 2011 game leading up to this championship match in Tejas. I know ya'll are into non-Yankee football. But I couldn't resist the taunt. Click on the link. Also, pound for pound North Dakota does more with its universities than non-North Dakota institutions. NDSU beat Southern Georgia, something like 35-7, and NDSU's department of history is about 1/2 to 1/3 the size of Southern Georgia. Same situation with Sam Houston. Here we come: by the time we're finished, SHSU will be sent home in bodybags and Texas mothers will never let their sons play against North Dakota again — by Ole Odin Olson's North Dakota raven (and by the way, northern Great Plains steaks are better than that Tejas bullshit by a long shot).

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Monday, September 28, 2009

When English Departments Were Sane

Rot, Dr. Mossner used to profess near your Texas stomping grounds. Today I decided to revisited his 1978 Journal of the History of Ideas essay entitled, "The Religion of David Hume" (Vol. 39, No. 4: 653-663). Today's English Departments? Notsomuch.

Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Houston takes a first step

.. towards sanity. How about banning brain-fryers altogether from school premises? Call me a fuddy-duddy, but I thought schools were for studying, not bulshitting around.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Friday, April 24, 2009

Another Cloud For France, Another Star For Tejas


Guess they figured it'd be more fun to watch him lose than have him be a martyr haunting the proceedings. Best O'luck to him.

Wednesday, April 01, 2009

Joys of free health care

Take what's happening in Austin, and multiply by a factor of 10^7. And then, perhaps--perhaps--Pepe will be happy. But don't bet on it. The sky's the limit in the Pinko Nirvana.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Thursday, June 12, 2008

JJ, don't get back to Texas!

There's killer bees waiting for you all over! But, with your trusted brain fryer in your pocket, it still may be safe...

Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Friday, May 09, 2008