Weekend with Ernstie

Now what kinda party was that?

What if Rot had a trimmed beard and flowing white hair?

Some of the women have said they found him irresistible, and said in recent interviews that he connected with them spiritually. Many of the women tattooed images of the chubby, bespectacled, Ratzon with his flowing white hair on their bodies. Others tattooed his name on their neck and arms.

Wisdom of the Aged

It's a side splitter here in Massatopia

Say it ain't so

Consorting with minors? Oh my god! Get me the fainting salts.

Planet Rot in all its glory

Save the gerbils!

The nutcracker

Featherhead

Bad Bush Energy Needs a Wise Wand

Phylomaena to the rescue

Looking for JJ

C'mon, JJ, fess up: is that your jacket?

Did she mean knocking deeth?

How to win $10K with no sweat

Hippies Cry For Dead Trees (Seriously)

For some reason, after viewing this video I now want nothing more but to purchase a bad-ass 121.6 cc Stihl chainsaw, and head for the northwoods. This might be one of those instances where extremism fuels extremism.

I can't get no appreciation

Buy, JJ, buy!

Gov. Palin was introduced as Mr. McCain's vice-presidential choice wearing a red pair of peep-toe pumps with 3½-inch heels. The shoes, marketed by his company's Naughty Monkey line, generally are geared to women in their early to mid-20s who go clubbing, he says. "The age bracket we target is a little younger. It's a very edgy, very hip, very street brand."

Designer conneries

Procedures being offered included "vaginal rejuvenation, revirgination, designer vaginoplasty and G-spot amplification". Most of the operations cost at least 10,000 dollars. This sounds like up Pepe's alley. Hey, we need the Nanny State to cover these procedures, as part of free, universal healthcare for all! Yes, we can!

Whistling at contractors

.. can get those girls in jail for 10 years. Crime and punishment in a brave new world.

How Can You Win Against a Face That Sank a Thousand Ships?

Ok, the Swiss Miss was one hell of a demon to contend with, and the battle was lost, but you'd better not lose the war, Lusitanians.

Brains are bad!

C'mon, JJ, you surely qualify