VW Plant.

Have you seen this before?

Pepe seethes

.. while Mr Rot does a little victory dance.

Young Mr Rot "texts", and drives off a cliff

Buy, Rot, buy!

For every 100 euros you give to the Italian government they're going to give you back something like 125 or 126 cumulatively over the course of the next three years. Great investment if you get your money back. Genau.

Sounds like Mr Rot, re-taking an oral exam on gerbes

“The more you have flubbed, the more the anxiety builds up,” says Frank, explaining the mental phenomenon Perry is experiencing. “Each time you make a mistake, it gets worse. Fear builds up over time. [Perry] is not quite ready to run screaming out of the room yet, but clearly he doesn’t like being there ... and it impacts his ability to perform.”

Herr Rott tries parallel parking

.. after a little Rorschach test. O, Canada!

Finally, a mountain even Herr Rott can climb

Rot driving, texting, and jabbering in his brain-fryer, all at once

In the meantime, woman punches man.

Finally, a car even Mr Rot can drive

Rot scrimps on paying the £2 parking fee on his red Alpha Romeo

Pinko fast cars

What Rotter Proposes, Levin Disposes

Pulling out of a tight spot, the Rotter way

Fomenko fast car

Tycoon Totalled by Terrific Twist of Irony

Segue to Segway in the Spa of Boston.

An easy choice for Rot

Mr Rot demonstrates principles of Newtonian physics

C'mon, Mr Rot, give burqinis a chance

"The sight of a 'masked woman' could disturb small children, not to mention problems of hygiene. Imagine a Western woman bathing in a bikini in a Muslim country. The consequences could be decapitation, prison or deportation. We are merely prohibiting the use of the burqini." Racist, fascist, Neanderthal.

That darn Heathrow beer

Horse jumps over car