The Progressive Parking Police

Hmmmm....first let 'em park, then draw the lines. Clever. Why didn't Chicago think of this?

A Implies B Implies C Implies....

It always begins with the mouse.
Or the bed

Gotham City, Where The Joker Rulz

They are Thieves. Nasty, Stinking, Thieves.

A profession as old as Da Whore, it seems.

If Orwell had written Superbowl Commercials, he too could have thought of The Green Police

This is too rich. Nowadays the timelapse from black comic invention to dead serious Pepean social policy is but a turn of the Sun. Chicago Rulz? Ha, make room for the other big and broken lake city.

If It's a Ritual Then its a Right Rite

Of course stoning is also a ritual in Islam. And them Pick-a-Dilly squares are cobble rich. Enjoy, coppers, enjoy.

Planet Pepe conflicted?

Deeply. Duh. McConnell presses for answers. A conjecture.

Bet on the Anti-Pangloss

Our CIA: All Talk and Mock, and No Walk and Whack

Buncha poseurs.

Dazed and Confused: Guvament Intellygennts and Other Tales of Da Oxymoron.

Pig-a-Silly Squared

or, Schweinguard gone mad.

Apparently Forensics is a VERY Subtle Science