Croc bites mower

At the crocodile farm he was first brought to after being caught, Elvis ate two of his girlfriends. ''He is so full of testosterone that he views everything as a threat. Even potential mates.''

Catch 22? Bah! Try escaping Catch 19, Ye FCP Yossarians

Well, thus goes PP's mantra as to "Tolerant Are the Meccanical Salifators": Ye are all born Muslim, yet ye are free to die as not one.

The Gentle Art of Religious Disputation

Par example

The Persian Eye for the Queeroz Guy

Arguably the worst, most hidebound, manager in the history of the Portuguese national team is gonna go fly his kite in Tehran???? After the Mullahs have admired his "mad" managerial skillz for a while he'll by lucky to leave the place with a donkey head attached to his ass.

Monbiot the Rational???? Sacre Bleu, Pepe Weeps

[Add pic -- tecs]

Al-Goerbbels

[calling my masters in Riyadh] Hmmmmmmm..... would this satisfy the new requirements?

" Ein Saud, Ein Ummah, Ein Allah!"

Pakistan adds its Huzzahs

"Mon Sherry Amour"......A Love Song fit for an Imam

...Blowing Rahman up I would Adore..."

Nasty, that radical fringe in Islam that actually would treat people with respect and openness, fidel or infidel, equal under Reason and Law. But don't worry, Brothers, that fringe will be eradicated.

The Pain in Spain Falls Mainly on the Brain

Once Again NOLA Leads the Way

Apparently PepeLand is not happy merely leading the USA quantitatively. It now seeks to lead qualitatively.

Tough Luck, Believers, All Your Prayers Is In Vain

Bung Bashers Come a Copper In Kaylastan

"The detainees at first denied any complicity. But when our detectives rearranged the words they formed the phrase, 'how do you get four poofs on a bar stool? Turn it upside down.' That's when we handcuffed them," explained Green.

One bright day, Iowahawk and Le Pew will meet.

Sheep’s head jelly

Singed sheep heads split in two are often eaten boiled with potatoes and turnips or alongside slátur, blood and liver pudding. However, some dislike facing the sheep they are dining on and prefer sheep’s head jelly, which is surprisingly tasty. Can't wait to try it. Anyone game for it?

One Candle Burning in that Vasty IM Darkness

The hope is that there are many others in that Dark, waiting for the spark that lights them. The hope that The Message can be fundamentally changed. This candle is 86 years old, and stands alone it seems, while outside the Ummah the Night of Islamicization and dhimmitude spreads wide its wings. In the contest between them, it is likely that sooner we see an Islamic King of England than one single haditha or lesson changed in the Madrassahs as Banna would wish for.....
...But, a candle is a candle. A candle that was brother to the founder of the Islamic Brotherhood. Let me enjoy the hope it offers, while it yet burns.

"Danse Macabre" on Planet Pepe

This is sordid in every way. Between this shit, and IM, the Dutch are MordorFokkered.

Planet Pepe's Hit List

Drink Beer and Die Hard on Planet Pepe

"What, me worry?" Says Le Roi Soleil. "The Peasant was drinking Beer. He should have been quaffing Le Vin. No wonder they took offense at his bad taste".

Micky&Jerry, the Soon to Be Headless Mice

So, does Tom get the hacking honors?

A Cost Cost Analysis Gores Balls 0' Warmin'

O'Brien says" We're Watching YOU !

You can slather the red or brown in a coat of green, and still a socialist pig is he.

A Punk Learns His Social Lesson

Next time he'll know to call it "Porno For Pepe".