Herr Rott's "Malvinas Norte" and its Miserable Brit Occupiers

How the Rotters Rage

No, no, no. Don't deport, says Rot

Give credit where it is due!

Moammar really knows how to throw a cease-fire!

Wiki Hits The The World of Dipli in the Leaki

There is nothing mentioned which other intelligence services did not know, and, frankly, except for that particular voluptuous Ukrainian blond, we did not know. I find it interesting that the reaction to this is so much more pungent than when the aim of the Wikileaks was against our military. Apparently, Planet Pepe finds details of how it kept up with the shenanigans of Batman and Robin substantially more troublesome than dead Ricain soldiers. Shocker.

The general who never won a victory

General González commanded the largest forces in the Revolution and he came out of it with the unique honor of having lost every battle in which he was engaged. Sounds French to me. Though González was from Lampazos de Naranjo, not far from Nuevo Laredo...

Et tu, Brute?

Barney sees the writing on the wall. While Weiner says: [when] 'pigs fly out of my ass'.

Whackjob parade!

Bring your retard hats!

A dead letter

Lysenko off his meds

"I'm not surprised ... The fact that Jim Hansen has gone off the deep end here is sad because he's a good fellow. Why he has not been fired I do not understand," Theon said. "As a civil servant, you can't participate in calling for a public demonstration. You may be able to participate as a private citizen, but when you go on the Internet and call for people to break the law, that's a problem." Not on Planet Pepe. You get a medal for that. In the meantime, yet another snowstorm brewing in the real world. Jeez, I hate shoveling. Where is global warming when you need it?

Pinko long knives

.. shoot down a suspected waterboarder. Bring on Ayers at the CIA, says Pepe.

Houyhnhmns vs Yahoos

Now, let's try to figure out who's who in this story.

Charbroiling His Burger Royale

Aaaaahhhhh, the "Youths" of France. It's a crime to report on them "hijinks", but then some hijinks are just tooooooooo embarassing. And he thought he was over filming "Battlefield Earth"

Flying complex dog poop

Modern art comes alive.

Buck-aroo Banzai and the Canuckian Dimension

Ah, 1843. Good Times.

This sounds like a particularly impressive contribution in the annals of military genius.

"[edit] Battle of the Upper Ridge
Very little is known of this battle as nearly everyone was killed when a gunpowder explosion triggered a chain reaction that lit a powder wagon train and caused a large landslide into the troops at the bottom of the ridge. Records are unsure about when this actually happened, but it is generally accepted that this occurred around March.[38]"

Danish stats vs McCain goreballs

McCain hits hard--not!

Molotov cocktails

So what is the correct Pepean reaction:

(1) Don't worry, be happy.
(2) Ah, so what -- it's just a bunch of stoopid Ricains.
(3) DC ain't Versailles, so who cares.
(4) Swell -- it's chickens coming home to roost.
(5) Naahh -- it's just a Bush-Halliburton-Cheney-neocon-KKK-redneck conspiracy.
(6) IT'S ALL BUSH'S FAULT!!!!
(7) All the above

French logic at its best

Iran building A-bombs? Bad, bad, bad. So what do the French do? Cut down their own arsenal. Mais bien sur.

Harry's wisdom

"Nine times out of ten someone stumbles upon you when you're having a shit." This is deep. We need an NIH study to verify the hypothesis.

Jerry Ford catapult