The Technical Elite on Planet Pepe

A Murder of Pepes .................................................................... Bath salts and "hypersexuality"? Does anyone but the psychopathic ever swim down that River Charly??

Chicago is Da PhilaDelphia

Trusty Dems ............................................................... Natch. ..............................................................

A Nobel Mann, is He, who Gores the Stinking Peasantry

A Prize Worthy of His Science Sometimes the Bullshit runs so Pure, and piles up so Deep, that not even The Gold Piss of the Bleus could wash it away.

From Da Mann's Website: " He shared the Nobel Peace Prize with other IPCC authors in 2007." ..................................................... But the Nobel Committee has stated that "An award of the Nobel Prize to an organization does not under any circumstances permit an employee or other agent of that organization to claim to share a Nobel Prize. Only persons named explicitly in the citation may claim to share a Nobel Prize." ............................................................................ On the other hand, ya gotta feel for the dude. Mann actually had to work hard to put himself in a position to reap the riches of "Global Warming". Years of having to do legitimate science, even have to face critics whom he actually had to respond to, before he found the joys of Hockey. Inconvenient Al just strolled in with his D in an elective on "Physical Science", and Daddy's Harvard hand-me-down, and too many cocktail parties with the Chaddering Class, and simply snatched those kewl Big Warming Bucks away from poor ol' Mikey. It's like Madoff pickpocketing the guy at Union Station who's just made a few hundred at Three Card Monte. Life's a Bitch.

Perils of badly solving a PDE

IgNobel Lies the Head of Scientia Pepeana

Only an IgNobel physicist would prefer the Ponytail to the Girl .......................................................................... The USA was well-represented, as we can all easily imagine, but the coveted Literature Prize was, reportedly, Most Coveted: "Literature Prize: The US Government General Accountability Office for issuing a report about reports about reports that recommends the preparation of a report about the report about reports about reports."

Gals for da DisGusto

Hmmmm.....Kinda insulting in all directions, eh?

The Mind In the House of the Red Lemmings

The Sheep of Versailles

The Lunacy of AmeriSoc has a Plan IX........

If PP's Dildoes find their Pussies, then By Charly will Science be Vibrant

"In early 2009 a newly inaugurated President Obama wrote a letter to the American Association of University Women and other advocacy groups arguing that Title IX could be used to make "similar striking advances" for women in science and engineering as it had in sports--via "necessary attention and enforcement." According to Manhattan Institute fellow Diana Furchtgott-Roth, one federal agency, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration, has produced a manual, "Title IX and STEM," that recommends that every university hire a full-time "Gender Equity Specialist" with a staff that would monitor science departments and labs for bias. The manual also recommends that universities fund departments based on gender and other "diversity" representation. Expect the rules likely to be issued by the Education Department under White House prodding to be similar--with the penalty for noncompliance to be the loss of federal funds." ................................................................ There is no underestimating the pathological contempt for truth that lies at the heart of AmeriSoc. Pepe would be Proud.

IowaHawk da Genius discovers the Roberts Bozon.

The Standard Model at the SCOTUS ...........................................................................

AmeriSoc Finds the Unreal Very Very Useful...part MMCCCXIV

The Perfect Con A tax for not making use of a product which does not exist??? Brilliant, Pepe, Brilliant.

India didn't get the memo

The Sounds of Silence

This has been a very good day or so for the Ministry of Truth on Planet Pepe

"There are still many cases in which the negative aspects of speech become a barrier to the peaceful resolution of conflicts," the authors said

No shit.

Long knives out for the weathermen

Pick up your hockey stick and hit the puck

Pepe does a study

Government Gives A-Ok to Government Motors

Hmmmm.... I've never heard of car engines on fire due to spontaneous combustion before....you know, they take a crash or a molotov cocktail or two to get all het up that way..or the car has to be running, yer know?
But, hey, if Obama's Czars say the Cars are all Electra Glide in Blue Volt who am I, mere Stinking Peasant, to dare question?

Everything is taken out of context, says da Mann

Let's pay CDers to write PDE

Drinking water doesn't quench one's thirst, says Charly

And, if you don't believe that--two years in the slammer!

Socialism is killing medical instrumentation

Charly, in standard pinko mode, keeps blabbering about "healthcare" (by which he evidently means health insurance, though he doesn't know it). In the meantime, the socialistic policies aimed at nationalizing the health insurance industry (and, ultimately, the health care industry itself), are driving into the ground the industries that produce the tools for delivering health care. And destroying jobs in the process. Shocka!