That's What You Get for Not being a Francophone

There is a Royal Road to Grades, if not Geometry.

Pepe Keeps That French Actress Terrorist Threat at Bay

You see, on Planet Pepe it's a crime for an Infidel to say that Islam ain't fond of Fido. That kind of lingo is the prerogative of the Believers alone.

Say, why is it, CharleRoi, that you Versailleans are so very brave in beating up old actresses and Granma? Found an opponent worth your stature?

Una for Uma

Now if that doesn't make Guiness' then nothin' deserves to.

Hollywood Was Hollywood Before it Was Hollywood

Sean Penn, do you feel the sting of the Greatness of the Masters?