Taranto on the euphemism treadmill

...explaining why we call Pepe asswad now...

Cell-phone hell

"I have no patience with the Luddite approach that says people don't want to use their mobile phones in-flight. You don't take a flight to contemplate your life in silence. Our services are not cathedral-like sanctuaries. Anyone who looks like sleeping, we wake them up to sell them things. We will be encouraging our passengers to make as many calls as possible because that will lower our costs and boost our revenues." Damn you, Michael O'Leary. Go rot in Hell, you babbling fool, you. I really need to go to Pitcairn now. But not on Ryanair.

Cousin Pepe's Family Love Cruise

Drink Beer and Die Hard on Planet Pepe

"What, me worry?" Says Le Roi Soleil. "The Peasant was drinking Beer. He should have been quaffing Le Vin. No wonder they took offense at his bad taste".

What's a Good Multi-Culti Pomo Planet Pepeteer to Say?

Nothing. Nada. Diddlysquat. It's an authentic expression of a non-Western tradition, and as such, unlike those eeeeveeeeeel Baby Jaysus freakazoids, must be treated with respect and understanding. So, go ahead Islam Militant, slaughter innocents to your hearts content. You, unlike the hapless Mr. Summers, "get it".

Ah, The Twin Cities Ain't About Brotherly Love

Given the extent of hardcore leftwingism in that area [thinking of the rather large rallies ANSWER was able to conjure up there soon after 911], this is as surprising as that Sheriff Bull Connor liked his white sheets clean, his Dobermans rabid, and the "Neegrows" cowed.

Meanwhile, back at the Ministry of Truth on Planet Pepe

Al Manar dedicates a Peace and Love Video to Neocon Nation

A dichotomy

Two possibilities arise: Liberals are unbelievably stupid – so dumb that they need help tying their shoes and not walking into walls – or they’re malicious malcontents consumed by envy and animated by a lust for power – in a word, evil. So which one is it, Pepe?

Government of the lawyers, by the lawyers, and for the lawyers

Gaddafi weighs in with some advice

If he can stick to it, is the gist of it. Plus, a typical Frenchie conspiracy theory: "Obama offered $300 billion in aid to Israel and more military support. He avoided talking about Israel's nuclear weapons. We suspect he may fear being killed by Israeli agents and meet the same fate as Kennedy when he promised to look into Israel's nuclear program."

Pepean kangaroo court

I posted on this story before, but this is worth revisiting. Here is the latest word from Planet Pepe: One of the principal investigators of the Canadian Human Rights Commission was asked in a hearing what value he puts on freedom of speech in his work, and replied, "Freedom of speech is an American concept, so I don't give it any value." Mais bien sur. Jawohl.

Hagee goes to Canossa

Who is the "great whore" now?

Ahoy, Ye West,Spake Bosun' Murphy, There Be a A Ship of Fools

Unfortunately, the Ship of Fools was the West

What, Me Worry on This Fine Ship of Fools?

IslamoScheit Flows Beneath the Sea of Clouds

You've gotta give it to Planet Pepe. There the Mind may be reduced to a dungheap, but Honor is always being cleansed.
From another article on same story:

"On March 16 - two months after Rand last saw Paul - her father Abdel-Qader Ali heard from a friend that his daughter had been seen speaking to the soldier at the charity project.

Recalling Rand’s murder, her weeping mother Leila Hussein said: “I screamed and called out for her two brothers so they could get their father away. But when he told them the reason, instead of saving her they helped him end her life.”

Abdel-Qader Ali stood on the girl’s throat until she suffocated and then stabbed her, all the time shouting that his honour was being cleansed.

He was arrested and released within two hours. Sergeant Ali Jabbar of Basra police said: “The father has very good contacts in the Basra government.”

Because her family considered her impure, Rand was given only a simple burial. Her uncles spat in her grave to show their disgust. "

Planet Pepe's Curvature Zero Geocentric Future

Six Illuminating Easy Pieces [there are many more]:

[1] Although they were not blind to the videotaped confessions by boasting Muslim terrorists, they chose to be..... If some Americans or Jews died, there was sympathetic joy
[2] Unislaamic programs such as communism, democracy, socialism, and capitalism were thought as destined for the dustbin. The ideal of freedom was vehemently rejected as implausible, even in a democracy. The latter we ridiculed as “democrazy.”
[3]Islaam thought for us. My classmate Mohammed once said, “You know what your problem is? You think too much!” Ironically, freethinking and open-mindedness brought me to tolerate their da’wah and convert.
[4] Because I now kindly disagree, Islaamic scholars say I should be killed. Even moderate Muslims living in the West concede with my death sentence.
[5] I incidently had accepted the irrational and illogical along with the absurd. In the process of wishful thinking, we fell into willful delusion.
[6]To be a Muslim, one had to absolutely relinquish heterodoxy, as the name of the game is literally “submission” (Islaam). No Muslim could rationally reform a religion that had been “perfected” (5:3) by an omniscient and omnipotent .

Yup, it's easy to see where the PoMo mulch-heads finds themselves wandering in an Islamic Wonderland.

A Bier for Mugni, Hooray!

Couldn't have happened to a more deserving chap.

Hate is an Honor...I Be Proud

You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.

— Winston Churchill

Although Winston should have told me that you can have much too much standing up for your own Good.