Showing posts with label Fly the friendly skies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fly the friendly skies. Show all posts

Monday, June 25, 2012

Between the devil and the deep blue sea

It's come to this: when flying, you either sit next to a guy who just kicked the bucket, or next to ten douches jabbering madly into their brain fryers. I think I'll take a boat, next time I cross the pond.

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Pepe LePew PeePee LeMieux

Pepe comments, in standard Franglais: He should have pee in the attendant´s leg.

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Did I say Islam invented everything?

I meant Communism and Islam together invented everything. And the Constitution is bunk.

Saturday, September 04, 2010

The new business plan

But, but--if the stewardesses are gonna fly the plane, who's gonna spill the OJ on unsuspecting passengers?

Wednesday, July 07, 2010

Monday, February 22, 2010