45 versus laptop

Bottom story of the day

Mr Rot chops up some carrots

Rot grumpy about his dignified brain-fryer

OJ was looking for wife's killer before the killing

Tecs blames kid's cellphone, raves about Coanda

FCP infantilising the brain?

'We know how small babies need constant reassurance that they exist. My fear is that these technologies are infantilising the brain into the state of small children who are attracted by buzzing noises and bright lights, who have a small attention span and who live for the moment.'

Perils of blogging

Pepe caught in flagrante with virtual Kayla

Trojan horse in Grand Forks

Run, MFT, run!

Googling gorebal warming

What if I google Pepe is a pinko? Will this melt the polar caps?

The diagram doesn't commute anymore

Even the topology of the internet itself is looking less American. Don't worry, be happy, says JJ.

Digital access

Check out that rash, JJ

In mobile phone dermatitis, the rash would typically occur on the cheek or ear, depending on where the metal part of the phone comes into contact with the skin. In theory it could even occur on the fingers if you spend a lot of time texting on metal menu buttons. Not to say, on your butt, if you put your brain-fryer there.

Keep on clicking!

Hail to Arnie

Brain fry

Bugorski not only survived, but completed his PhD without virtually any damage to his intellectual abilities, except for a marked fatigue, loss of hearing and having the left side of his face paralyzed. A day at the office for your random grad student.

How about banning them altogether?

Perils of cell phones. Part MCCXXXIV

"I can't believe someone could be texting while driving a train." Oh, yeah? Think of JJ driving.

Mac doesn't do email

And I have to defend this gizzer? No fair. I need a shot of single malt.