A truly bottom of the day story

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Pepe in drag

Plane Pepe conflicted. So is Planet Rot.

Classic bottom-story-of-the-day story

Dog and pony show in DC

Procedural checkmate? Heh.
Imaginary NROer says, "Don't worry, roT. Be happy." Hope he's right. IBDers less sanguine.

Woman sicks [sic!] dog on man

Gunning for AA

Hey, man, watch out for those marauding bears, willya? Update: Grizzly kicks the bucket.

The call of the wild

Jogging in the Alaska woods, surrounded by wolves--with no Sarah Palin shooting them from a circling chopper--is not such a good idea. Especially when the wolves are hungry.
In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound I'm lost in a crowd.
And I'm hungry like the wolf.
Straddle the line in discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you.
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf

The French surrender to Hugo

Of mice and men: joys of socialized medicine

Anecdote #2,345. Not enough for Pepe? There's tons more like that coming down the pike, alas.

Poochobama, or "A Bo For Obobo "

I have no doubt this pooch, a native of the ol' sod, will do the right thing and piss all over Planet Pepe Central. Let it flow, Pooch, let it flow.

Knuckle-draggers, Smoke, and Fire

No shit, Sherlock.

Being a pinko

.. means you don't have to play by the rules. And, if you get caught, you get all pinkoland to cover up for you. As I always suspected, this is one big reason Pepe & his friends turn pinko. (That, and landing the hairy-legged chicks in college, of course.)

Bottom story of the day

The French go on strike? If this is not the definition of dog-bites-man story, I don't know what is.

Frog surrenders to Sumo poodle

Only Pepe's alter ego can make a dog-bites-man story a story.

Flying complex dog poop

Modern art comes alive.

Flaring the nostrils

Why have yet another study, when they coulda asked JJ?

The genetics of "Yo Quiero Taco Bell"

Where's species drift when you need it?

Laptops & trig

The lesson from Romania's voucher experiment is not that computers aren't useful learning tools, but that their usefulness relies on parents being around to assure they don't simply become a very tempting distraction from the unpleasantness of trigonometry homework. Duhhhh...

Boston Big Dog

Dynamics at work in the western burbs of Beantown. Brought to you by some MIT geeks and a DARPA grant.