Shark bites man

Well, boys, I had a narrow escape from Jaws today. I was lying on the beach, basking in the sun, when I saw seals munching on fishies, and I said to myself: Mr Shark can't be far away. That's when I decided to repair to my hovel, and blog in the cool shade. An hour later: Chomp, chomp! Good move, eh?

Rot hides under the table

.. and cowers in his dank, teutonic hovel. Later, he wakes up, and gets snippy, after he finds out about crank-yanking.

Cambridge surrenders to Harvard

Or, Planet Pepe surrenders to Planet Pepe. Now, that's a surprise.

Taranto tries to instill some common sense, based on a personal anecdote: Becoming belligerent with a police officer is almost never a good idea. Not only can it get you arrested, but it can cause a merely uncomfortable situation to escalate into a deadly one. You don't say. But common sense and pinko logic are totally incompatible, by definition.