Barone owes me VCP!!

The SOB! I said this like 3 years ago!

Reuters is sort of impressed

Tecs' heroine, Peggy deVoorhies VIII says she was right all along

Shocka. Tecs' ilk never pay up.

Tecs isn't going to buy us any, so who cares?

Veuve Clicquot waiting for moi

Tecs trying to hide something

Tecs,

why not settle the tab? You're only hurting yourself in the long run...

The VCP tab, revealed

Clavo clavum eiciendum putant

Maxime autem admonen dus est quantus sit furor amoris omnibus enim ex animi per turbationibus est profecto nulla vehementior ut si iam ipsa illa accusare nolis stupra dico et corruptelas et adulteria incesta denique quorum omnium accusabilis est turpitudo, -- sed ut haec omittas perturbatio ipsa mentis in amore foeda per se est.

JJ tries a new investment strategy

[He] recently bypassed the stock market for liquid assets -- $120,000 in champagnes. He bought 400 bottles, mostly 1996 vintage, that he says he plans to "sit on" for 10 or 15 years and then sell at a profit. "It sure beats looking at a Merrill Lynch monthly statement. The worst thing that could happen is that I drink all of it."