A Nobel Mann, is He, who Gores the Stinking Peasantry

A Prize Worthy of His Science Sometimes the Bullshit runs so Pure, and piles up so Deep, that not even The Gold Piss of the Bleus could wash it away.

From Da Mann's Website: " He shared the Nobel Peace Prize with other IPCC authors in 2007." ..................................................... But the Nobel Committee has stated that "An award of the Nobel Prize to an organization does not under any circumstances permit an employee or other agent of that organization to claim to share a Nobel Prize. Only persons named explicitly in the citation may claim to share a Nobel Prize." ............................................................................ On the other hand, ya gotta feel for the dude. Mann actually had to work hard to put himself in a position to reap the riches of "Global Warming". Years of having to do legitimate science, even have to face critics whom he actually had to respond to, before he found the joys of Hockey. Inconvenient Al just strolled in with his D in an elective on "Physical Science", and Daddy's Harvard hand-me-down, and too many cocktail parties with the Chaddering Class, and simply snatched those kewl Big Warming Bucks away from poor ol' Mikey. It's like Madoff pickpocketing the guy at Union Station who's just made a few hundred at Three Card Monte. Life's a Bitch.

What happened to Goreball warming?

Pinko lightbulbs

.. make you glow in the dark.

Scientia Pepeana ties itself in knots

.. like a dog chasing its tail.

Pepe's catechism: "The Science is Settled"

Mr Rot also has some settled science: predators pick off the weak and old Wildebeests, thus making the herd stronger as a whole. Moderate alcohol consumption, likewise, picks off the old, weak brain cells. Ditto liver cells, etcetera. Thus making the body, overall, stronger.

Pinko cartography

Incontrovertible evidence

Pepe does science

They are believers wrapping themselves in the rhetoric of science while lacking all the care and dispassionate reasoning we associate with the practice of it.

VCP for El Rushbo

Knuckle-dragging Neanderthals can't even solve a stupid ODE

Hilarious!

Stalin backs up Lysenko.
Related: shocka.
He picked a good time to check out.

Corrupted to the core

(Or is it the spine?) Aw, forgeddabout it, it's all a sham, says Phil Jones. Utah shows them the finger. "Impartial" Nature honcho resigns from panel.

The beat goes on

As predicted, the Lysenkoist establishment marches on, oblivious to the knuckledraggers dragging their knuckles. Shuddup and pay, yall. That's the spirit!

AlGorean science

What exactly is meant by “corrected” MXD, you ask? Outstanding question — and the answer appears amorphous from program to program. Indeed, while some employ one or two of the aforementioned “corrections,” others throw everything but the kitchen sink at the raw data prior to output.

For instance, in subfolder “osborn-tree6\mann\oldprog” there’s a program (Calibrate_mxd.pro) that calibrates the MXD data against available local instrumental summer (growing season) temperatures between 1911-1990, then merges that data into a new file. That file is then digested and further modified by another program (Pl_calibmxd1.pro) which creates calibration statistics for the MXD against the stored temperature and “estimates” (infills) figures where such temperature readings were not available. The file created by that program is modified once again by Pl_Decline.pro, which “corrects it” – as described by the author — by “identifying and “artificially” removing “the decline.”

RICO time?

"Social psychology" hard at work

Pepe got religion

"Environmental Jacobinism". I like the sound of it. Describes the cultish pinkoistic warmist Lysenkoist racket quite well.

Global cooling, global warming, Minsk, Pinsk

When they are finally forced to admit that the globe has been cooling again, not warming, for the past decade, yet proceed to demand precisely the same remedies for "global cooling" (which they will cleverly dub "climate change") as they did for "global warming" -- that is to say higher electric bills, more government controls, taxes sufficient to cripple our industrial economy and generally lower our standard of living in keeping with the world socialist doctrine that America and particularly the "capitalist rich" must be "punished" and "made to sacrifice" in penitence for our former prosperity -- there is finally a decent chance they'll simply be laughed out of town. You'd think so? Naahhh.

Lysenko gonna get these assholes...

Freezing our butts off amid Gorebal warming

Citing metrics gathered by University of Alabama, Huntsville's Dr. Roy Spencer, Morano adds: "The latest global averaged satellite temperature data for June 2009 reveal yet another drop in Earth's temperature ... Despite his dire warnings, the Earth has cooled 0.74 degrees F since former Vice President Al Gore released 'An Inconvenient Truth' in 2006." You don't say.