Showing posts with label If Mel was One of Us. Show all posts
Showing posts with label If Mel was One of Us. Show all posts

Monday, June 30, 2008

Uh Oh, They're On To Us, Run For Your Lives!








Oh, what's that you say? Were not French Zombies running for Versailles? Running not for us?.....Oh, ok,....

So, can Google shut down just 3/5 of a blog? Ah dunna think so. Sorry, Obamites aboard, looks like you're just gonna have to be collateral damage in the campaign against the anti-Obama Wreckers and Saboteurs

Thursday, April 03, 2008

The Aztec Number Field

"So, Quitzocatal, how many times do 3 arrows go into 2 hearts? "

"Oh, that is easy, Teacher Moctezan, 12 bones and a remainder of 1 hand.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Pupa Pugilistica

To the extent the article can be taken at face value, my vote is for Lovitz over the Dick

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Melanie Pisses on Planet Pepe

So much for the D of PPs thesis that it is possible to have one's Liberal cake while watching Islam eat it too

Monday, May 21, 2007

Run, Francois, Run



From a Dojo site comes this insight into the brave practice of "La Savate", France's own magnificent contribution to the martial arts.

" There are basicaly three stance in Savate : "Assaut", where we learn evasions, running, and the art of "escaping" a fight, "Technique", where we lear how to strike at certain moments to knock down the openement In order to defend, and "Assomoir" ("to stun") kindly the most openly discussed stance where we duel against a oponement till K.O. Personaly, I did use Savate in real life, a thug wanted to "use my credit card" With a knife! But i mostly used the "Assaut" stance in that one..."

as for we Lusos, we have a more modest contribution to the martial arts, "O Vinheiro". It, like La savate, has three stances.
First, you stomp like a graper on the head of the purple bastards [preferably a Castilian variety] until the red juices flow.
Second, collect the red juices in barrels, let age, cleanse feet in the crystal waters of O Rio Douro.
Sit back for a feast of ameijoadas na cataplana, break good bread, open an aged bottle of the red juices, and drink long and deeply as you hear the lamentations of the bastards women.


Is there a Romanian proverb to describe this Luso-Gaulo lack of concord on the martial arts?

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein SudenPark

So many questions: "How have we ended up like this? Was it not meant to be the most unreasonable elements of the Muslim faith that were Holocaust deniers? Are we to justify our capitulation by now suggesting a majority of Muslim youth believe the Holocaust to be an exaggeration?"
The author's answer? "Surely no"

Ah, but she has not read her D of PP ! Truth is a function of majority opinion, lassy. Never forget that if you wish to be allowed to live on Planet Pepe.

Friday, March 23, 2007

We are wise to keep our sex advice to ourselves

Their "blog", FreeCounterPunch, makes us look like wimps. I hope Mel doesn't find out about theirs before we've got him signed onto ours.

Mel Belongs on FCP!!


He has my patience with "Academicians", like MFT he has a passion for History, like JJ there's no such thing as a VCP he'd reject, like the D of PP he knows how to charm a lady, like AI he prefers his advances Shermanesque.
A Loose Cannon if there ever was one......... so, an invite gentlemen?