Hillary Knows who The Goldstein is.

How Rude not to Love the One who would Kill You This:

or That:

A Nobel Mann, is He, who Gores the Stinking Peasantry

A Prize Worthy of His Science Sometimes the Bullshit runs so Pure, and piles up so Deep, that not even The Gold Piss of the Bleus could wash it away.

From Da Mann's Website: " He shared the Nobel Peace Prize with other IPCC authors in 2007." ..................................................... But the Nobel Committee has stated that "An award of the Nobel Prize to an organization does not under any circumstances permit an employee or other agent of that organization to claim to share a Nobel Prize. Only persons named explicitly in the citation may claim to share a Nobel Prize." ............................................................................ On the other hand, ya gotta feel for the dude. Mann actually had to work hard to put himself in a position to reap the riches of "Global Warming". Years of having to do legitimate science, even have to face critics whom he actually had to respond to, before he found the joys of Hockey. Inconvenient Al just strolled in with his D in an elective on "Physical Science", and Daddy's Harvard hand-me-down, and too many cocktail parties with the Chaddering Class, and simply snatched those kewl Big Warming Bucks away from poor ol' Mikey. It's like Madoff pickpocketing the guy at Union Station who's just made a few hundred at Three Card Monte. Life's a Bitch.

Debbie mixes up content with intent. How incontinent.

Ten Incontrovertible Proofs that Galileo was a Man of Juice

Proof 1Da Smoky Gun .................................................................. Proof 2Da Choom Gun .................................................................. Proof 3Chabad's Gun ho over Galileo ................................................................. Proof 4Da Primo Gun ................................................................ Proof 5Writing with da Portu-Gun .............................................................. Proof 6Da Mini-Gun in Neokkkon Land ................................................................. Proof 7A Cupa da Guna Rede Vina ................................................................. Proof 8It Be-Gun with da Musica d'Pappi, just like a Cantor ......................................................................... Proof 9Son'a Guna, whadda hell kinda name is "Muzio", eh? .......................................................................... Proof 10See da Galilei=Sea of Galilee

Like watching Hunter Thompson try to solve a quadratic equation while high on acid

A implies not A in Rotter Logick

A sublime example of the genre: These deactivations are consistent with the strategic goal of securing America's borders.

AmeriSoc Finds the Unreal Very Very Useful...part MMCCCXIV

The Perfect Con A tax for not making use of a product which does not exist??? Brilliant, Pepe, Brilliant.

That Ol' Islam=Christianity Theorem of Charly's