Mr Rot practices his throwing skills

And passing the buck.

Cat's lap: the Coanda effect

Woman knocks out cat

Kayla the cat

One of the more interesting physical features of this species is its external genitalia. Males have an unusually long penis and baculum, reaching to between its forelegs when erect. The glans extends down the shaft about halfway and is spiny except at the tip. The female Fossa exhibits transient masculization, starting at about 1-2 years of age, developing an enlarged, spiny clitoris that resembles a male's penis. The enlarged clitoris is supported by an os clitoridis, which decreases in size as the animal grows.

Another in a Series of Unfortunate Events in Obamakles U.

Hey, who could have foreseen that Lemony Snickety would be chronicler of The Vision of Things to Come?

Save the gerbils!

Steak Tartar

Goes well with Pasta Putinescu and a glass of Chianti

Nokia-fryed brains

The cell-phone wacko (is her name Rakhmaninov?) should be drawn and quartered. Only punishment that fits the crime.

Dog bites man story

Pinko nominee doesn't pay taxes. Pinsk, Minsk. After a while, it all becomes blah. That's the idea, right, Pepe?

Bottom story of the day

The French go on strike? If this is not the definition of dog-bites-man story, I don't know what is.

Verbal diarrhea

My concern has been the atrocities there in Darfur and the relevance to me with that issue as we spoke about Africa and some of the countries there that were kind of the people succumbing to the dictators and the corruption of some collapsed governments on the continent, the relevance was Alaska’s investment in Darfur with some of our permanent fund dollars.

And, she concluded, “never, ever did I talk about, well, gee, is it a country or a continent, I just don’t know about this issue.”

It’s admittedly a rare gift to produce a paragraph in which whole clumps of words could be removed without noticeably affecting the sense, if any.

Flaring the nostrils

Why have yet another study, when they coulda asked JJ?

How to run an iPod

Mysoginistic Apple

Perky in Copenhagen

Run, JJ, run!

Brains are bad!

C'mon, JJ, you surely qualify

Hitch bitch-slap

Steve Irwin is baaack!

The Great Texas Dildo Wars of 2008

One should never underestimate the lengths to which wingnuts will go to control female sexuality. Tsk, tsk, tsk, JJ. Leave the ladies alone. And read the Magna Carta to cool off. More.