When AA is Number One you Know Things are Frickin' Bad

Harsh is my Bliss .........................................................I shoulda been a security guard.

Ouvertüre zum Fliegenden Holländer, wie sie eine schlechte Kurkapelle morgens um 7 am Brunnen vom Blatt spielt

Sounds like the kind of music Herr Rott enjoys listening to.

Planet Pepe needs no Stinkin' Practice to Know its Own Perfection

Glory in thy reflected love of thine own Glory, O Narcissus

Golden Anthem for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Kazakhs Keen to Kill Klowns

AmeriSoc Abandons its Young to the Dust

The march of Socialism has ever arrived at exactly the same Desolation
the fall.

The Hobbesian Cults

To worship, says Pepe, should be to scrape and bow and tremble and offer up penance and geld before the grandeur of the Wizard of Oz.

But all it does is prepare the way for a religion which is even more in love with sheer might than the effete Lords of Versailles. A religion that really knows how to bring men to the noble state of scraping, and bowing, and trembling, and offering up penance and geld before the grandeur of the Momo's Of Mecca. In the end, it will be the end of Pepe.

Texas Tec Goes Vandal, A&M Calls Herr Rott to Arms.

At the beginning it's all Loose Canons & Coanda, but at the end it's a Rotten Damn Lubbock Job.

Leech Declares Leeching Just Fine

"Daily Bleeding got nuttin' ta do with no dere Anemia, capisce?"
We be Robin, Obamie be Sheriff of Nottingham..the murderin' cad

Pepe explains the meaning of taco con mierda

Trying to make it simple enough for Klein

The Care of Kinder on Planet Pepe

An, thanks, Klein, it's Dulce et Decorum est Pro Rex Mori.

"The services Planned Parenthood provides save the federal government a lot of money. It’s somewhat cold to put it in these terms, but taxpayers end up bearing a lot of the expense for unintended pregnancies among people without the means to care for their children."

Kleine Rotterman puts on a fatwa

Why Pepe is a Le Pew

Nothing is too good for Ol' Versailles

"Why is the World Not listening"

Because, physician, Lockerbie bought Cad-Daffy a heck of a lot of street Cred on Planet Pepe.

Lang Langing and Da Obama King

Derb breaks away from his usual sea of gloom to remind us that we are led by a cringing cretin who can't begin to recognize a self-respecting love of country when the world is so full of so much delicious shit to be licked off of foreign boots.
Which really brightens the gloom.

"Mon Sherry Amour"......A Love Song fit for an Imam

...Blowing Rahman up I would Adore..."

Nasty, that radical fringe in Islam that actually would treat people with respect and openness, fidel or infidel, equal under Reason and Law. But don't worry, Brothers, that fringe will be eradicated.

Only One Can Be The Worst of the Worst

But this one so deserved the honor.

Iowahawk's Lemma

Even his mathematical wit is brilliant.

If not True, at least full of Good Truthiness

Spengler Channels Moi

The Barking Loony is Our Guy. Joy.