Tejas Guns Down Wisconsin

Clobberific,those Iowahawkanisms, and a beautiful example of "Simpson's Paradox"...not that the Pepean Thuggees would have a pig's chance in a tiger cage of wrapping their "Logik" around that simple notion.
REGURGE, because Iowahawk does.

From GoreBal Warming to its Polar Opposite

Hmmmm...in terms of being consistent with what we've been seeing for the past few years it beats Gorebal's scams by a zillion miles.

The Aftermath; Brits Get It Quickly

This stone in the waters is gonna cause some fascinating turbulence for the Obamakleans. How it will spin out, exactly, I've no idea. But the sight of their stunned faces will be good for a while.

A Bad Day to Rot

First the Calcionieres get Catamited, and then Los Hidalgos get Mariconed. What is a desperate Tejas boy to do? Seek suck-her in Nawlins?

Seethe, Pepe, seethe

I only see Sotheby's on this list, no Nola outfit! So OK, no fair: top 10 in any business is basically impossible to achieve (though, for the life of me, I don't see why anyone would fork over $3,346,456 for this pic of some supermarket shelves -- maybe $3, tops?) But how about top 10,000? Is that feasible if you operate in the boonies, instead of London, Paris, or NYC?

Pepe will throw a hissy fit

A Binnie boy being sleep-deprived after barely missing out being the extra muscle on the 4th plane? Oh mon Dieu! The horror, the horror.

There goes Pepe's grant

The foundation... was created in 2002 to promote justice, equality and human dignity and tolerance. Standard pinko party line.

Listed previously at $1 billion, the foundation’s assets were managed by Bernard L. Madoff. Uh, oh. May as well have given the whole pot to Pepe, to create socialist realist art...

If it is the Perfect Parody, it is Planet Pepe's Daily Kos

As they say in Versailles: Magnifique!

The quote is from Jamison Foser, a Le Pewian if ever stench met cess.
"Media pick up where they left off 8 years ago

To anyone who lived through the media feeding frenzy of the 1990s, during which the nation's leading news organizations spent the better part of a decade destroying their own credibility by relentlessly hyping a series of non-scandals, the past few days, in which the media have tried to shoehorn Barack Obama into the Rod Blagojevich scandal, have been sickeningly familiar.

Whenever reporters think -- or want you to think -- they've uncovered a presidential scandal, they waste little time in comparing it to previous controversies. Yesterday, CNN's Rick Sanchez tried desperately to get the phrase "Blagogate" to stick -- the latest in a long and overwhelmingly annoying post-Watergate pattern of ham-handed efforts to hype a scandal by appending the suffix "-gate" to the end of a word.

Sanchez's efforts to create a catchphrase aside, the criminal complaint filed against Blagojevich this week isn't the Watergate of the 21st century -- though it shows signs that it may become this decade's Whitewater.

Right about now, you may be scratching your head, trying to remember what, exactly, the Whitewater scandal was. Didn't it have something to do with a bank? Or a land deal? But didn't the Clintons lose money? How did the congressman who shot the pumpkin fit in?

But Whitewater is quite simple, when it is understood as it should be -- as a media scandal, not a presidential scandal. ...

And yet, here we are again, with an incoming Democratic president who hails from a city we are all supposed to believe is the most corrupt place this side of Dick Cheney's undisclosed location. Chicago, we are told, is a den of villainy so irredeemable it defies credulity to suggest anyone could emerge from so much as a long layover at O'Hare without a closet full of skeletons.

This nonsense was well under way during the presidential campaign, during which John McCain suggested a lack of integrity on Obama's part simply because he is from Chicago. You might think that a man who was a participant in one of the most notorious scandals in the history of the U.S. Senate would be laughed at if he tried to claim his opponent lacked integrity simply because of his ZIP code. Instead, the national media laughed along with McCain, endlessly repeating his witty zinger about Chicago.

And so this week, we've heard over and over how politics in Illinois are rotten to the core."

Bitch-slapping Pepe

C'mon, Pepe, make an effort. Kayla's getting annoyed at ya.

For once, superior firepower works

Seethe, Pepe, seethe.

Pink hanging chads

The horror, the horror. Versailles is in disarray. Cry, Pepe, cry.

Abu Harris?

Pepe will have a conniption fit

US now winning Iraq war that seemed lost: Easy, Pepe, easy. Take some smelling salts.

Chilling out

Ah, mais non, mais non, says Algore. Ce n'est pas possible!

Stopping Le Pewian Terror Is Revolutionary Work

So one of Pepe's Homies heeded the call to action in all his Versaillian dhimminitude unleashed. Good thing some Right Thinking Yankee Soccer Minutemen clobbered him before he made his Exit. Which, given Henri's state of dress took courage above and beyond the call of duty.
Go Revs! E Morte para o Planeto Pepe!

Losing stones

Quick, Pepe, call the ACLU, do something! The US of KKK A is starving people to death!!

AlGore meets his Berezina

The previous time a cycle was delayed like this was in the Dalton Minimum, an especially cold period that lasted several decades from 1790. Northern winters became ferocious: in particular, the rout of Napoleon's Grand Army during the retreat from Moscow in 1812 was at least partly due to the lack of sunspots.

Who besides the French would attack Russia in the Winter?

The present interglacial period we have enjoyed throughout recorded human history, called the Holocene, began 11,000 years ago, so an ice age is overdue. And glaciation can occur quickly: The required decline in global temperature is about 12 C and it can happen in 20 years. The next descent into an ice age is inevitable but may not happen for another 1,000 years. The cooling in 2007 was even faster than in typical glacial transitions. If it continued for 20 years, the temperature would be 14 C cooler in 2027.

That does it. I'm moving to Texas!

Portnoy's lament

The Republicans will have no such compunctions about the fairness of launching personal attacks against a potentially vulnerable Democratic candidate. Hmmm... I wish. In this respect this Presidential contest may again manifest the tragedy of left-wing politics through the ages. Parties which care more about fairness than about power, end up achieving neither. What is it with all these whiny pinko Brits? They've run out of rum, or something? Give them the lash.

How to call the Binnie Boyz

Planet Pepe wants euphemisms, of course.

Praise the Lord and pass the ammo

Were I a Kerry voter, though, I’d feel deep anger, not only at them returning Bush to power, but for allowing the outside world to lump us all into the same category of moronic muppets. The self-righteous, gun-totin’, military-lovin’, sister-marryin’, abortion-hatin’, gay-loathin’, foreigner-despisin’, non-passport ownin’ red-necks, who believe God gave America the biggest d*** in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us and make their land “free and strong.” Seethe, Pepe, seethe.