The Rotten Road

In Vatican-on-Wien, Rott sets out his Neopepeanic diktats. Meanwhile, Arizona gets fucked.

Another in a Series of Unfortunate Events in Obamakles U.

Hey, who could have foreseen that Lemony Snickety would be chronicler of The Vision of Things to Come?

Da President Commode

"We look back at the Roman epoch with a sense of relief. We've learned so much since then. No longer do we consider our leaders to be gods among men. No longer do we hand them unearned and meretricious awards and prizes. We don't turn on and destroy members of previous administrations. We don't tolerate incompetent and corrupt sycophants in high office. We've learned to recognize disorders such as pathological narcissism and assure that the victims do not gain high office. Any president who placed his prestige on the line with an athletic contest would be laughed to scorn.

And as for political bloodshed, that kind of savagery has no place in a modern democracy. Any party that called for the assassination of an opposing leader -- say, George W. Bush -- would simply be run out of the public sphere. Unlike the Romans, we all understand the concept of consequences, that what goes around comes around. Don't we?"

Wish these were just rhetorical questions.

Ok, On That Note I've Had Enough for Today

Madness....or Agreement

"the aspiration that Islam shall be a global state religion as its founders intended. To address this aspiration is to breathe life into it. For an American president to validate such an aspiration is madness."

Planet Pepe deeply conflicted

On multiple fronts.

Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid - One Cup

Obamakles Reveling in His Power? Shocka

Caligula caligulates. It's the nature of the Pepean beast.

Post hoc ergo propter hoc

So, Scipio Africanus hasn't got that Carthago delenda est sheeit down yet, huh?

Kaus on the UAW putsch

...with a killer punchline.

That American can-do spirit

But who the hell can we sue about this? Whitey?

President Hussein nearly finds his roots