Mad ride on the Red Line

Where goats get exposed

Dreaming on the sofa

Berlu waxes eloquent on Italian women

Mr. Balls conducts a study

Conclusion: Young people go further sexually than they planned when they are drunk. Duhhh...

A Spanish girl explains.

Catch that goat!

It's JJ in disguise! But that wolf in sheepskin does not fool me.

Four big trees

Looking for JJ

C'mon, JJ, fess up: is that your jacket?

An unnecessarily complicated mathematical model

The mathematical model considers a male and a female in a courtship encounter of unspecified duration, with the game ending when one or other party quits or the female accepts the male as a mate. The model assumes that the male is either a ''good'' or a ''bad'' type from the female's point of view, according to his condition or willingness to care for the young after mating. The female gets a positive payoff from mating if the male is a ''good'' male but a negative payoff if he is ''bad'', so it is in her interest to gain information about the male's type with the aim of avoiding mating with a "bad" male. In contrast, a male gets a positive payoff from mating with any female, though his payoff is higher if he is "good" than if he is "bad". Oh, c'mon! Is this how it works? [Add a pic, per JJ's request.]

Eat, JJ, eat

Nyotaimori explained.

Bid, JJ, bid!

JJ at 70

That's JJ for you

people who have their nose to the grindstone and always pay their bills right on time (or early!)--are more likely to have stable relationships and are less tempted by health-dampening drugs, alcohol and other risky behaviors.

Avantgarde clothes designer

This is an older story, but perhaps worth commenting upon. So this guy Hussein makes big bucks designing these minimalist dresses. Talk about absolute minimum! Even JJ coulda designed this attire, for free at that. Yes?

Let JJ teach this course

Philip von Senftleben, an author and radio presenter who will teach the course, summed up his job as teaching how to "get someone else's heart beating fast while yours stays calm." Move over, von Krautensteben. Let JJ handle it.

Where did the flower go?

How come this didn't happen to me when I was 14?

A burning sensation

I hate it when this happens. [Regurge for update in comment #4. -- JJ]

Like JJ at the wheel

The Money in Her Ass-ets...

Pepe, this Wall Street Koenig whiz is creating special software that'll more easily deliver porn to your iPod.