The smell of napalm in the morning

..overpowers the smell of the commie beaver rat. Rötterdämmerung to the max!

Pepe dresses in pink

.. while dishing out his trademark tacos.

The relentless pursuit of beaver

How to Lose the 2012 Election

Johnny, for a Rovin' good time call Ms. Gop at the House of Bush.

"Let me say this about Dershowitz as well. He showed more guts than many in the republican establishment in defending Palin. Republican party has stayed largely silent when an innocent woman was being tarnished. It speaks volumes to me. "

The Apt Analogy

In praise of wiener schnitzel

Pravda Follows What Rott Hath Wrought

Ok, somebody put a wax image in front of the real head of the kid?

He Who Quantifies the Dismay gets the Bird

No need now to Hide the Decline, Backus?

The Bimbino Bambino is a Manbino

True Love Among The Pepeans

Is it not an Ever Splendored Thang? [Now, who is the Kayla in this charming couple?]

So Much for The Family Value

SotoMayored? SotoMinored? Gringos Be-Soto'd by Biatches

Crikey, what happened to a good old fashioned mugging?

Pepean babes

A big fat commie rat

.. is what we need for dinner.

How to cure kidney stones

Tintin Gets Jawed into ET

Well, fly the frog over the moon on a bicycle built for Ryan's privates.

What's the market for this? The Tutti Frutti Bund?

Eat, JJ, eat

Nyotaimori explained.

The Spirit of Banzai

The Japanese Ladies, they like to play ball.

Dear Miss Freeland...

If my next thought you cannot guess,
Then you are mad beyond redress.

Yours Truly, Arelcao Akleos

Eager beaver