Showing posts with label Tets ain't Tits. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tets ain't Tits. Show all posts

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Sanford the Tit-man

In the e-mail, dated July 10, 2008, at 12:24 a.m., he wrote, "You have a particular grace and calm that I adore. You have a level of sophistication that so fitting with your beauty. I could digress and say that you have the ability to give magnificent gentle kisses, or that I love your tan lines or that I love the curve of your hips, the erotic beauty of you holding yourself (or two magnificent parts of yourself) in the faded glow of the night's light - but hey, that would be going into sexual details ..."


Not an arsemaven. Fail.

Friday, May 15, 2009

Sunday, February 01, 2009

Alma Mater Goes The Full Pepe


Make me so Proud, Mama:

The author wrote this as a letter to Steyn.
"THINKERS ON THE JOB
The coercive urge …only goes in one direction
Funny how that works. OK to bomb Sderot. BAD to bomb Gaza.
I once read an interview with a University of Chicago law professor. One topic was the disproportionate representation of blacks in the prison population.

Her solution? Put more whites in prison.

Everywhere you look thinkers are on the job.

John A Russell"

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Pepe Le Pew is no longer PC

The philosophy he represents — that masculine persistence in the face of manifest resistence, even outright revulsion, on the part of his female target, is a virtue worthy of reward — is out of step with the times. Life is a bitch.

Pepe: (sings) Affair d'amour? Affair d'coeur? Je ne sais quoi ... je vis en espoir. (Sniffs) Mmmm m mm ... un smella voo feenay ... (Hums)
Gendarme: Le kittee kel terriblay odeur!! Pard'm was ... Jo-seph ... après-midi le fudge is burning!
Proprietor: Allais Gendarme!! Allais!! Return-moi!! This instonce!! Oh, pauvre moi, I am ze banrupt ... (Sobs)
Cat: Le mew? Le purrrrrrr.
Proprietor: A-a-ahhh. Le pussee ferocious! Remove zot skunk! Zot cat-pole from ze premises!! Avec!!
Cat: (Smells skunk) Sniff, sniff, sniff-sniff, sniff-sniff.
Pepe: Quel es? ... Ahhh ... la belle femme skunk fatale!! Tch-tch.

Tuesday, September 02, 2008

Anyone wanna bet?

I'll be a sport, and put $1 on this, at the current 12%-88% odds from Intrade. And guess who'll be the safe choice, then? Someone who was thoroughly vetted, and who has proved his mettle in the primaries. Any takers?